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    Run up behind Greene Eye and Molona quietly, then yell really loud, and stand there while they jump and turn around?

    C'mon, ya KNEW that was commin since ya both went and drew attention to me while I was innocently watching Greene Eye getting picked on Molona, you got pulled into it because of yer scanner comment in another thread I won't mention

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    Quote Originally Posted by whiteknight0571
    Run up behind Greene Eye and Molona quietly, then yell really loud, and stand there while they jump and turn around?

    C'mon, ya KNEW that was commin since ya both went and drew attention to me while I was innocently watching Greene Eye getting picked on Molona, you got pulled into it because of yer scanner comment in another thread I won't mention


    Now, seriously, I have this idea... why not going to a boxing training place... I am sure that they will love a new boxing sack... and chances are that you can get a black eye... well, and very possibly some more... but then, you would have reached your goal

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    another way to get a black eye....im sure you could go into any butchers at the end of the day and they would be more than happy to give u the left overs from the days cull ooo squishy yum

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    the best way is this:

    1. smudge black ink around the eye piece of a telescope. then work the rest out for ya self.
    2. place a pirates eye patch over an eye.

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    i just thought of a good one

    wear mascara all day long...go to bed sleep for a while...wake up...u look sorta like a panda but hey ur spoiled for choice then....2 black eyes!! painless also!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spence_noodle
    place a pirates eye patch over an eye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaun(OfTheDead)
    ooops!

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    Not all times, but sometimes if you go to certain restaurants .. then ate without paying, you'll get black eyes as much as you ate

    Think about it, black eye with free food
    "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil ..
    .. is for good men to do nothing"
    Edmund Burke.

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    TriGeminal:

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    Go to a comedy club and call out "that's not very funny" at anything the stand up comic says.

    Reply to everyone who speaks to you with "you're not very funny".

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    The SUREST way to get a black eye...
    Look for a married couple walking down the street, then walk up to the guy and ask him how is his wife and your kids. If he doesn't give you what you're looking for, then she probably will. Problems solved

    Off Topic:

    <----Uses that line on his x-wife's husband all the time, and the husband normally looks like he'd like to oblidge with a black eye in answer


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