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    best way to get a black eye?

    Im trying to get a black eye as easily and painless as possible.
    Its hard to punch my face, I have to do it a few times to get one
    and it will hurt real bad.

    I was thinking of putting a candle over my eye socket and hitting it with a hammer. But I want the most painless method.

    Im not doing this for any reason. I guess to add excitement to my life.

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    Go to the nearest shopping facility and grab the sweetest *** you see. You will either get your black eye or you will forget all about wanting one.
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    ahahhahaha

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    How does a black eye add excitement?

    If you really want one, go up to a slightly larger woman (preferably with her boyfriend/husband) and ask "When's the baby due?". You'll be knocked out cold, but you'll wake up with a slight headache and a definite black eye. Guaranteed or your money back.

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    best way to get a black eye?

    talk inappropriately to my daughter

    I guess to add excitement to my life.
    LOL - and the usual extreme sports have failed you?

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    Consider an e-black eye. Done!

    As for painless black eyes... are you kidding? Try maskara - painless and definitely exciting!

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    haha you guys are funny.
    haha, I dont wanna do anything innapropriate though, dont want a bad name. But my online reputation is more important, weird.

    I dont know I just been sitting here and feeling like punching my face because I am so stupid, like maybe a hit in the head or a mark of damage will get my brain to work again and I can get motivation. Know what I mean?

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    if you pay me the flight tickets to Florida I am willing to help you for free
    Also doing that to get some excitement?
    ouh you know I can really really change your life!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Tranquility
    if you pay me the flight tickets to Florida I am willing to help you for free
    You just want a ticket to Florida to see Vinnie...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hartmann
    You just want a ticket to Florida to see Vinnie...

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    Break your nose then you'll get two for the price of one.
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    Paint your eye black.

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    Or go out, and tell the first nice girl you see: "would you E-marry me?"*
    *kneeling is Advised that way she can kick you with her feet

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    add this to the smiley :lostseed:

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    the best way to get a black eye is to keep making silly threads about certain SP members and there so called "subtle romances"!!!

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    haha you guys are hilarious.


    now that i think about it im glad i didnt give myself a black eye that would have been stupid. but i was seriously considering it and i gave my face a few practice punches. lol, i didn't only wuss out but i changed my mind too. Im a quitter

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    Quote Originally Posted by lostseed
    now that i think about it im glad i didnt give myself a black eye that would have been stupid.
    No! not at all that's funny! and very fashionable!

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    Be standing directly behind a somewhat chesty woman as you scream behind her, making her jump and turn suddenly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lostseed
    But my online reputation is more important, weird.
    that was shot a long, long time ago
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    The easiest and most painless way, ummmmm. I know, let me show you something, it is very far away though, but you may use my binoculars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BaldEagle
    The easiest and most painless way, ummmmm. I know, let me show you something, it is very far away though, but you may use my binoculars.


    You are all helirious...

    Still, can anyone answer to this question? Is it just me or are we suffering from a certain generation of young... men (I had to think about this because you don't consider yourself a man, lostseed) that likes to ask silly questions? (like how many guns do you own, if someone puched your mother, how can I get a black eye, etc)

    I guess that what was fashionable in my days is not fashionable anymore

    I think that the lyrics of the song "love is in the air" should change... it is more like "violence is in the air"

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    vacume cleaner.

    *keep eyelid shut*
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    The Mind's I ® silver trophy Dark Tranquility's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by kaizan
    vacume cleaner.

    *keep eyelid shut*
    yeah it would be empty eye if he keeps his eye open !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Tranquility
    yeah it would be empt eye if he keeps his eye open !
    Ewww!
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    The best way to get a black eye is to tell greeneye her site looks funny... Trust me I know.


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