1)The 1st Guy says " I wish I was Really Smart" *poof* he turns into a really smart college student
The 2nd Guy says" I wish I was the smartest man alive." *poof* He gets the brain of Einstein!
The 3rd guy says" I wish I was smarter Than my 2 friends " THe Fairy says "Are you sure?"
He says"Of course I am sure!"
So the fairy says "oooookay." *poof* He turns into a woman.
2)Q.What do you call a man with half a brain?
A.gifted
Q.How do men take a bubble bath?
A. Eat beans for dinner
Q.What is gross stupidity?
A.144 men in a one room
3)Element Name: WOMANIUM
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses Strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone.
Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
CAUTION: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!
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Element Name: MANIUM
Symbol: XY
Atomic weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to create
electricity as easily as younger samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get.
Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged periods of time.
Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
CAUTION: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
lol!those up there are great too!
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