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    YUM.. This spam is fresh

    Is what spam cop said to me after I ran this through it...



    Dear Friend and Future Millionaire,

    My wife received this e-mail and forwarded it to me to review. We've
    both readcompletely through it and have been in contact with some of
    the individuals listed below.We think it's an excellent opportunity
    that is well worth the small investment of time and money, and
    believe that you will, too! SDC

    AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:

    Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home
    for an investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time

    THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !

    BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!Before you say
    ''Bull'', please read the following.

    This is the letter you have been hearing about on the news lately.
    Due to the popularity ofthis letter on the Internet, a national
    weekly news program recently devotedan entire show to the
    investigation of this program described below, to seeif it really can
    make people money. The show also investigated whether ornot the
    program was legal. Their findings proved once and for all that there
    are absolutely NO Lawsprohibiting the participation in the program
    and if people can -follow the simple instructions, they are bound to
    make some mega bucks with only $25 out of pocket cost.

    DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OFPOPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS
    ATTAINED,IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.

    This is what one had to say:

    "Thanks to this profitable opportunity. I was approached many times
    before but each time I passed on it. I am so glad I finally joined
    just to see what one could expect in return for theminimal effort and
    money required. To my astonishment, I received total $610,470.00 in
    21 weeks, with money still coming in."
    Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey

    Here is another testimonial:

    "This program has been around for a longtime but I never believed in
    it. But one day when I received this again in the mail I decided to
    gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple instructions and walaa
    ..... 3 weeks later the money started to come in. First month I
    only made $240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made a total of
    $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program,
    I have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The key to
    success in this program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change
    anything."

    More testimonials later but first,=====

    PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE ======

    If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months
    easily and comfortably, please read the following... THEN READ IT
    AGAIN and AGAIN!!!


    FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIALDREAMS WILL
    COME TRUE, GUARANTEED! INSTRUCTIONS:


    Order all 5 reports shown on the list below
    For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU
    ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears
    ON THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS
    ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.


    When you place your order, make sure you order each of the 5
    reports.
    You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your
    computerand resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5=$25.00. Within a few
    days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the 5 reports from these 5
    different individuals. Save them on your computer so they will be
    accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order
    them from you. Also make a floppy of these reports and keep it on
    your desk incase something happens to your computer.

    IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next
    to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than
    what is instructed below in step "1 through 6" or you will loose
    out on a majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this
    works, you will also see how it does not work if you change it.
    Remember, this method has been tested, and if altered, will NOT
    work!!! People have tried to put their friends/relatives names on all
    five thinking they could get all the money. But it does not work this
    way. Believe us, Do Not try to change anything other than what is
    instructed. If you do, it will not work for you. Remember, honesty
    reaps the reward!!!


    1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement
    andREMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This
    personhas made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their
    fortune.

    2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down to REPORT # 5.

    3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.

    4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.

    5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2.

    6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position. PLEASE
    MAKESURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!


    **** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and
    save it on yourcomputer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.


    Save this on a disk as well.( just in case you loose any data). To
    assist you with marketing your business on the internet, the 5
    reports you purchase will provideyou with invaluable marketing
    information which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, where to
    find thousands of free classified ads and much more.


    There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:

    METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY

    Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes,
    and we will assume you and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails
    each. Let's also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2%
    response (the response could be much better but lets just say it is
    only 0.2%. Also many people will send out hundreds of thousands
    e-mails instead of only 5,000 each).

    Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails. With a
    0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1.

    Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a
    total of 50,000. Out of those 50,000e-mails only 0.2% responded with
    orders.

    That's=100 people responded andordered Report # 2.

    Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000
    e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report #3.

    Those 1000 people send out 5, 000 e-mails each for a total of 5
    million e-mails sent out.

    The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders for Report #4.

    Those 10,000 people send out 5, 000 e-mails each for a total of
    50,000,000(50 million) e-mails.

    The 0.2% response to that is 100, 000 orders for Report # 5 THAT'S
    100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH=$500,000.00 (half million).

    Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 + 2..... $500 +
    3..... $5,000 + 4.... $50,000 + 5..... $500,000 ........ Grand
    Total=$555,550.00

    NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST
    POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL
    MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!!!!

    REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF
    5,000 YOU MAILED TO.

    Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone or half or
    evenone 4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more?

    There are over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and
    counting. Believe me, many people will do just that, and more!


    METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET

    Advertising on the net is very inexpensive and there are hundredsof
    FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet
    willeasily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with
    Method #1 and add METHOD # 2 as you go along. For every $5 you
    receive, all you must do is e-mail them the Report they ordered.
    That's it. Always providesame day service on all orders.

    This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name
    andaddress on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until
    they receive the report.

    AVAILABLE REPORTS ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.

    Notes:
    1) Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY only) for each Report.
    Checks NOT accepted.

    2) Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least 2
    sheets of paper.

    3) On one of those sheets of paper, Write:
    1. NUMBER & the NAME of the Report you are ordering,
    2. YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and
    3. Your name and postal address. (In case of e-mail
    difficulties.)


    PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:

    REPORT #1 "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the
    Net"

    ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:

    Steve Carstensen
    8001 Creek View Court
    Lincoln, NE 68516
    USA

    REPORT #2 "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk E-mail on the
    Net"

    ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:

    Pual Taylor
    10 Heather Park
    Marley Wood
    Dublin 16 Ireland
    additional postage required

    REPORT #3 "The Secrets to Multilevel Marketing on the Net"

    Order Report #3 FROM:

    Mario Gatica
    Casilla 242
    Correo 34
    Santiago, Chile
    additional postage required


    REPORT #4 "How to become a Millionaire Utilizing the Power of MLM
    and the Net"

    ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:

    Bernadine Bohmbach
    6501 87th ST NW
    Burlington, ND 58722
    USA

    REPORT #5 "How to Send Out One Million e-mails for Free"

    ORDER REPORT #5 FROM:

    Kimik
    P. O. Box 175
    Alta Loma, CA 91701-0175
    USA


    You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which reportpeople
    are ordering from you.
    IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MOREINCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND
    STARTTHE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN.


    $$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$

    Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:

    If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2
    weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do.
    After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should
    receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2.

    If you did not, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do.
    Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report #2, YOU CAN
    RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the cash
    will continue to roll in!

    THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:

    Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in
    frontof a Different report.

    FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:

    You have just received information that can give you financial
    freedom for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT
    OF EFFORT.
    You can make more money in the next few weeks and months than you
    have ever imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not
    change it in any way. It works exceedingly well as it is now.
    Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put
    your name and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2
    ..........# 5 as instructed above. One of the people you send this
    to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on
    every one of them.

    Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers
    you will reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas,
    information, materials and opportunity to become financially
    independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW !

    MORE TESTIMONIALS

    "My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an
    accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good
    money. When I received this program I grumbled to Jody about
    receiving "junkmail". I made fun of the whole thing, spouting my
    knowledge of the population and percentages involved. I "knew" it
    wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence and a
    few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made merciless fun of
    her, and was ready to lay the old "I told you so" on her when the
    thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeksshe had
    received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had received
    total $147,200.00 ........... all cash! I was shocked. I have joined
    Jody in her "hobby" .Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois

    "Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my
    mind to participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I
    decided that the initial investment was so little that there was just
    no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money
    back". "I was surprised when I found my medium size post office
    box crammed withorders. I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks.
    The nice thing about this deal is that it does not matter where
    people live. There simply isn't abetter investment with a faster
    return and so big."
    Dan Sondstrom,
    Alberta, Canada
    "I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I
    wondered if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea
    who to contact toget another copy, so I had to wait until I was
    e-mailed again by someoneelse......... 11 months passed then it
    luckily came again...... I did not delete this one! I made more than
    $490,000 on my first try and all the money came within 22 weeks."
    Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.

    "It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money
    withlittle cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully
    andwithin 10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made
    $20,560.00 and by the end of third month my total cash count was
    $362,840.00. Life is beautiful, Thanks to internet."
    Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand

    ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON 'YOUR' ROAD TO
    FINANCIAL FREEDOM !



    This is a one time mailing, to be removed from our database, reply with "REMOVE" in the subject line.
    To ensure that the "unsubscribe process" has been completed successfully please allow 2 weeks. We do apologize for any interim emails that are received while we are updating our records.
    I swear to drunk I'm not God.
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    lol, really? Makes a change from the auto-machine-like messages.

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    Yeah I get a lot of them, think it happens when you are the first to report it


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