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    SitePoint Zealot Neon's Avatar
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    Ten reasons why Windows isn't a virus

    1. A virus is free
    2. A virus doesn't take up most of your hard drive
    3. A virus doesn't need 32mb ram
    4. A virus doesn't have serious bugs
    5. A virus doesn't have three seperate manuals that are all unreadable
    6. A virus doesn't leak information about upcoming Jerusalem 95, to prevent people from changing to Michelagelo/2 Warp.
    7. A virus isn't on every *** **** computer
    8. Nobody cares that a virus is 16 bit, even if they say they are 32 bit.
    9. A virus installs itself
    10. Virus programers doesn't use instinct, but brain power.

    Last edited by creole; Nov 19, 2001 at 09:53.
    Art4eye <-- a great resorce for webdesigners

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    lol That's great. Not sure what it has to do with web design though.

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    SitePoint Wizard Ian Glass's Avatar
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    Originally posted by TechSited
    lol That's great. Not sure what it has to do with web design though.
    I don't care that was kinda funny.

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    SitePoint Wizard Aes's Avatar
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    That's kind of irrelevant TechSited; this is the General Chat forum -- that list belongs in here every bit as much as anything else does.
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    That's funny yeah
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    Originally posted by Aes
    That's kind of irrelevant TechSited; this is the General Chat forum -- that list belongs in here every bit as much as anything else does.
    This is the second time I read this thread. The first time it was in Design Issues. An Advisor must have moved it to General Chat, so Techsited's comment was valid.

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    Originally posted by Aes
    That's kind of irrelevant TechSited; this is the General Chat forum -- that list belongs in here every bit as much as anything else does.
    Sorry, I'm a bit confused. I saw the path:

    Home / Build your Site / Web Page Design / Ten reasons why Windows isn't a virus

    And just wondered, that's all.

    I love '10 Reasons Why...' jokes as much as the next man.

    Edit: End of confusion, thought it would have had something to do with it being moved. Thanks Mark.

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    I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack! Fluffykins's Avatar
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    Well it was in Web Page Design and now it's in General Chat. Strange if Aes and Mark saw it elsewhere?

    Ah well

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    That's a good one ...

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    lol
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    LROF..... funny...


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