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    Smile but think!

    First grade class comes in from recess.

    Teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at recess?" Alice says, "I played in the sand box." Teacher says "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie." She does and gets a cookie.

    Teacher asks Billy what he did at recess. Billy says, "I played with Alice in sand box." Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'Box' correctly on blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie." Billy does, and gets a cookie.

    Teacher then asks Mustaffa Mahmoud what he did at recess. He says, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw rocks at me." Teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."
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    This isn't that funny.
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    Not a post-script error?!! guysmy's Avatar
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    YEP, most jokes don't have a moral to the story. What's funny:
    Unexpected outcomes that you can relate to.

    Even THIS is funnier.

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    damn these idiots..
    all about knives? what would i know about em? oh well.. whatever!
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