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    Cawl Me Now!

    Dear Friend,
    Finally, we're able to reach you!

    Friend, we have some very important information about your future.

    We occasionally have visions or dreams about people that have contacted us, but we can't be absolutely sure until we read your Tarot cards!

    Friend, I do know for sure that you're going to encounter an opportunity that could change your whole life! Now could be your best chance, I think you know what we're talking about...

    You could be very, very lucky! In fact, I'm going to authorize a totally FREE Tarot reading with one of my finest, so that we can discover exactly what's going on!

    Call this reserved toll-free number right now: 1-555-SEE-ONTV.

    Time is short and passing quickly!
    Call now and get in touch with me morning, afternoon, sunset or late at night!

    When you call, give us these special codes:

    Personal pin number: XXXXX
    Identification number: XXX

    Friend, please do not share these numbers or my extension number with anyone! I'm trusting you! Call this number immediately and let's get to the heart of what's going on in your life: 1-555-SEE-ONTV - remember - this call is FREE!

    With love, hope & much respect.
    Miss Cleo


    Must be 18+. For entertainment purposes only.
    If she was truly psychic, she would know that my wife is a Tarot Reader and I also have one friend that does it professionally on a person to person basis...
    Wayne Luke
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    I do not know your name, but I will call you 'Friend'.
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    Mystic meg eat your heart out.
    I swear to drunk I'm not God.
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    She must have used her 'special gift' to get a hold of your email address. Golly, you SHOULD book an appointment!

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    If she was really psychic, she wouldn't have bothered sending it to you, because she knew we'd all be laughing at her.

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    Furthermore..why do psychics always advertise their 'psychic fairs'??? I mean honestly...you think all the buggers would know about it wouldn't you?

    "So tell me, friend, would you like your future read?"

    "You tell me, your the psychic. Aren't you supposed to know that already?"

    Some people...

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    Second is only the first to lose...

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    Originally posted by weirdbeardmt
    Mystic meg eat your heart out.
    Don't get me started on Mystic Meg! I predict tonights winner will be a person - OMG it's gonna be me

    Sean
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    -- Protected only by the kindness of your nature


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