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    Another one...

    OK.. is just another one of these money pyramid things -- you send me $10 and 100 people will send you $10 and all that tosh.

    The thing that really made me laugh is this:

    1) The first line
    2) There is a HUGE spelling error in the first paragraph
    3) THE LENGTH OF IT!!
    4) The fact that unsubscription takes 2 weeks, EVEN THOUGH they have promised me it is a one time email only!!



    (This is a ONE TIME EMAIL, please click delete and accept my apologies if
    you are not interested in making a legal CASH income by investing a small
    amount of time and money)

    Dear Entrepreneur:

    This program is intended for those people who understand that nothing in life is free.
    This is not a SCAM, it is a BUISNESS, and like all business, you must work in order
    to make it successful. If you are honestly willing to put some effort and have a little
    patience, you can earn enough money to make your life much more comfortable.
    If you've read this far, chances are you're currently working in a home
    business, or have in the past. Unfortunately, there's also a 90% or better
    chance that you aren't seeing the kind of income you had hoped for either.
    If you're honest with yourself, you know exactly what I'm saying. You did
    everything you were told to do, but it just hasn't happened for you, time
    and time again. Sound familiar?

    Spend a fraction of the time you would at most day jobs or home businesses
    and make some cold, hard, CASH!!!! I send out these emails, as many as I
    can, and people send me cash in the mail
    for information that I just email back to them. It is all completely legal,
    and I get to make that walk to the mailbox every day knowing that it is full
    of $5 bills for me!!

    What you are about to read is very exciting. Prepare to be amazed. It
    will explain how almost anyone can legally make a lot of money, in CASH!!!
    You don't need to have a lot of experience, time, or money to do this, but
    if you do - all the better! The most important thing you need is the desire
    to get ahead, a bit of spare time, and an entrepreneurial spirit.
    Have you been disappointed with a lot of so-called "opportunities" or all
    the hassles associated with selling on online auctions? This is different!
    I'm sure you've heard that before, but please take a few minutes to go
    through the plan, and make sure you read all of the information.
    Make this the one you act on!

    ==================================================
    DEAR FRIENDS AND FUTURE MILLIONAIRES:
    AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
    "Making over half a million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home for
    an investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time"
    THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET!
    ==================================================
    BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!
    Before you say "Bull", please read the following. This is the letter you
    have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity of this
    letter on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently devoted an
    entire show to the investigation of this program described below, to see if
    it really can make people money. The show also investigated whether or not
    the program was legal.
    Their findings proved once and for all that there are "absolutely NO Laws
    prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can follow the
    simple instructions, they are bound to make some mega bucks with only $25
    out of pocket cost."
    DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS
    ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.
    This is what one had to say: "Thanks to this profitable opportunity. I was
    approached many times before but each time I passed on it. I am so glad I
    finally joined just to see what one could expect in return for the minimal
    effort and money required. To my astonishment, I received total $610,470.00
    in 21 weeks, with money still coming in."
    Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
    ================================================================
    Here is another testimonial: "This program has been around for a long time
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    and voila ... 3 weeks later the money started to come in! First month I only
    made $240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made a total of $290,000.00.
    So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program, I have made over
    $710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The key to success in this program is
    to follow the simple steps and NOT
    change anything."
    More testimonials later but first,
    ============ PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE ==========
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily and
    comfortably, please read the following. THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN!!!
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME
    TRUE, GUARANTEED!
    INSTRUCTIONS:
    ======== Order all 5 reports shown on the list below. ===========
    For each report, send $5 CASH (US CURRENCY), THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE
    REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS (plus an alternate email
    address, at a different domain name if possible, if you have one, in case of
    unforeseen problems) to the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to
    the report.
    MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER
    in case of any mail problems.
    === When you place your order, make sure you order each of the 5 reports.
    You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer and
    resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.

    === Within a week you will receive, via email, each of the 5 reports
    from these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so they will
    be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them
    from you. Also make a copy on a floppy disk of these
    reports and keep it somewhere safe in case something happens to your
    computer.

    === IMPORTANT!!! DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to
    each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what is
    instructed below in steps "1 through 6" or you will lose out on majority of
    your profits.
    Once you understand the way this works, you will also see how it does not
    work if you change it.
    Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter, it will NOT work!!!
    People have tried to put their friends/relatives names on all five thinking
    they could get all the money. But it does not work this way.
    Believe us, we all have tried to be greedy and then nothing happened. So DO
    NOT try to change anything other than what is instructed. Because if you do,
    it will not work for you. Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!
    1. After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and
    REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person has made
    it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.
    2. Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.
    3. Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.
    4. Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.
    5. Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2
    6. Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position. PLEASE MAKE
    SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY! (Using the cut & paste
    feature makes it easy)

    ===============================================================
    *** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it on
    your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.
    Save this on a disk as well just in case you lose any data. To assist you
    with marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports you purchase
    will provide you with invaluable marketing information which includes how to
    send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free classified ads
    and much more. Once you see the reports, you will no doubt agree that $25
    is a bargain.
    There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:
    ===============================================================
    METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
    ===============================================================
    Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we
    will assume that you and those involved send out only 5,000 emails each.
    Let's also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the
    response could be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%. Also many
    people will send out hundreds of thousands emails instead of only 5,000
    each).
    Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 emails.
    With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10
    people responded by sending out 5,000 email each for a total of 50,000. Out
    of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That's 100 people
    who responded and ordered Report # 2.
    Those 100 people mail out 5,000 emails each for a total of 500,000
    e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3.
    Those 1000 people send out 5,000 emails each for a total of 5 million
    e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders for Report # 4.
    Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 emails each for a total of 50,000,000 (50
    million) emails.
    The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for Report # 5. THAT'S 100,000
    ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH=$500,000.00 (half million).
    Your total income in this example is: 1... $50 + 2... $500 + 3...
    $5,000 + 4... $50,000 + 5... $500,000.... Grand Total= $555,550.00
    NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE
    SCENARIO AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF
    MONEY!
    =================================================================
    REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU
    MAILED TO WILL PARTICIPATE. Dare to think for a moment what would happen if
    everyone or half or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each
    or more? There are over 150 million people on the
    Internet worldwide and counting. Believe me, many people will do just that,
    and more!
    =============================================================
    METHOD # 2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
    =============================================================
    Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there are hundreds of
    FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will
    easily get a larger response. This is an excellent way to get started if you
    are low on cash! You will, however, have a little less
    work if you start with Method # 1 and add METHOD# 2 as you go along.
    For every $5 you receive, all you must do is email them the Report they
    ordered. That's it. Always provide same day service on all orders.
    This will guarantee that the email they send out, with your name and
    address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until they
    receive the report.
    ===================== AVAILABLE REPORTS====================
    ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: Always send $5 cash
    (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is
    concealed by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper. On one of those
    sheets of paper, NEATLY print or type the NUMBER & the NAME of the Report
    you are ordering, YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS (plus an alternate one
    if available) plus your name and postal address.
    PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
    (Remember to check online or at your post office for the postal rate for
    sending letters outside your country when applicable)
    ______________________________________________________________
    REPORT # 1: "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Net"
    Order Report # 1 from:
    Michael Laituri
    PO Box 2163
    Howell, MI 48844
    USA
    ______________________________________________________________
    REPORT # 2 : "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the Net"
    Order Report # 2 from :
    Sheryl Cools
    334 Cornelia Street, # 162
    Plattsburgh, NY 12901
    USA


    ________________________________________________________________
    REPORT # 3 : "The Secret to Multilevel marketing on the net"
    Peter Touglas
    5122 Cote-des-Neiges
    CP 49643
    Montreal, QC H3T 2A5
    CANADA
    (Note: From the US many people use 60 cents postage, please check if in
    doubt)
    _______________________________________________________________
    REPORT # 4 : "How to become a millionaire utilizing MLM & the Net"
    Order Report # 4 from:
    Patrick Chamberlyn
    332 Bleecker Street, H42
    New York, NY 10014
    USA

    _______________________________________________________________
    REPORT # 5 : "HOW TO SEND 1 MILLION E-MAILS FOR FREE"
    Order Report # 5 from:
    Wendie Crad
    4930 St. Jean Blvd.
    P.O. Box 46519
    Pierrefonds, P.Q. H9H 5G9
    CANADA
    additional postage required
    ____________________________________________________________

    $$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$
    Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
    === If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2
    weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do.
    === After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should
    receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2. If you did not, continue
    advertising or sending e-mails until you do.
    === Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU CAN
    RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the cash will
    continue to roll in!
    THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down on the
    list, you are placed in front of a different report.
    You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are
    ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF
    EMAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the income
    you can generate from this business!!!
    =================================================================
    THE FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:
    You have just received information that can give you financial freedom for
    the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can
    make more money in the next few weeks and months than you have ever
    imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change it in
    anyway. It works exceedingly well as it is now.
    Remember to email a copy of this exciting report after you have put your
    name and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2 ......# 5 as
    instructed above. One of the people you send this to may send out 100,000 or
    more e-mails and your name will be on every one of them.
    Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers you
    will reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials
    and opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
    =================== MORE TESTIMONIALS======================
    "My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an
    accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money. When
    I received this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving "junk mail." I
    made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and
    percentages involved. I "knew" it wouldn't work.
    Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence and few days later she
    jumped in with both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay
    the old "I told you so" on her when the thing didn't work.
    Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received 50 responses.
    Within the next 45 days she had received total $ 147,200.00 ...... all cash!
    I was shocked. I have joined Jody in her "hobby."
    Mitchell Wolf, Chicago, Illinois
    ================================================================
    "Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind to
    participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I decided that the
    initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I wouldn't
    get enough orders to at least "get my money back. "
    I was surprised when I found my medium size post office box crammed with
    orders. I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this
    deal is that it does not matter where people live. There simply isn't a
    better investment with a faster return and so big."
    Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
    ===============================================================
    "I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered if I
    should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact to get
    another copy, so I had to wait until I was emailed again by someone else....
    11 months passed then it luckily came again... I did not delete this one! I
    made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money came within 22
    weeks."
    Susan De Suza, New York, NY
    ================================================================
    "It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with
    little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and within
    10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made $ 20,560.00 and
    by the end of third month my total cash count was $ 362,840.00. Life is
    beautiful, thanks to internet."
    Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
    ================================================================
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    these sort of emails allways make me laugh, although you have got to him some credit for trying!

    Matthew taylor
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    why bother?

    if he spent his time working rather than typing up pointless mail then he probably would have atleast a couple of quid in his bank.

    Go Home.

    yuri


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