> > The following questions and answers were collated from last year's
> > British GCSE exams, ie. 16 year olds!
> >
> > Geography
> >
> > Q: Name the four seasons.
> > A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
> >
> > Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
> > drink.
> > A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
> > pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
> >
> > Q: How is dew formed?
> > A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
> >
> > Q: What is a planet?
> > A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
> >
> > Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
> > A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water
> > tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the
> > moon,
> > and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this
> > fight.
> >
> > Sociology
> >
> > Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
> > A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
> >
> > Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
> > A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
> >
> > Q: What are steroids?
> > A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
> >
> > Biology
> >
> > Q: What happens to your body as you age?
> > A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
> >
> > Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
> > A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
> >
> > Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
> > A: Premature death.
> >
> > Q: What is artificial insemination?
> > A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
> >
> > Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
> > A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]
> >
> > Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g.abdomen.)
> > A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and
> >
> > the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax
> > contains
> > the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five
> > bowels,
> > A,
> > E,
> > I,
> > O
> > U.
> >
> > Q: What is the Fibula?
> > A: A small lie.
> >
> > Q: What does varicose mean?
> > A: Nearby.
> >
> > Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
> > A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
> >
> > Q: Give the meaning of the term Caesarean Section.
> > A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
> >
> > Q: What is a seizure?
> > A: A Roman emperor.
> >
> > Q: What is a terminal illness?
> > A: When you are sick at the airport
> >
> > Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
> > A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like
> > umbrellas.
> >
> > English
> >
> > Q: Use the word judicious in a sentence to show you understand its
> > meaning.
> > A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face (do dishes)
> >
> > Q: What does the word benign mean?
> > A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
> >
> > Technology
> >
> > Q: What is a turbine?
> > A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
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