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    Quote Originally Posted by harpodogg
    Q: Where have I been recently?
    A: Well your journey all started while sitting on the toilet. Minding your own business you were suddenly sucked down the waste pipe into the sewer. You were then swept away with a large surge of sewage waste water to a water treatment processing plant 50 miles away. To your relief you were sprayed with toxic chemicals to break down and kill any nasty bugs. After 1 hour in the cleansing tank, it was then filled with cleaner water to the point where you could just touch the bottom with your toes. A moment passed, and suddenly again you were sucked down into another pipe and on your way on another day trip. It took 6hours, 56minutes and 41seconds before your destination, the sea.

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    A: Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie
    Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie
    Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Tranquility
    A: Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie
    Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie
    Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?!
    A: oooo...i did'nt knew you cared.

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    that was an A: above not a Q:


    Q:Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Tranquility
    that was an A: above not a Q:
    your not suposed to answer

    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Tranquility
    Q:Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet?
    A: not if your brave enough to tell them that they have bad feet.

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    Q: Screaming For more justice!
    Amazonia burns Can you hear them ?

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    Does heaven exist?

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    Whats the meaning of "Dark Tranquility"?!!

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    Do you like the consistency of pudding?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spence_noodle
    A: oh, about this big |-------|, or eight characters long.
    your wrong! its 1024kb = 1mb

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Tranquility
    Q: Screaming For more justice!
    Amazonia burns Can you hear them ?
    A: oh yea, loud and clear as though as if they were next door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theicfire
    Does heaven exist?
    A: yea, when the wife goes out shopping!

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    Q: why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?
    stay hungry, stay foolish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mizwizzy
    Whats the meaning of "Dark Tranquility"?!!
    A: a room with no light and peaceful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by efhx
    Do you like the consistency of pudding?
    A: no, cos it runs out eventually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F4nat1c
    your wrong! its 1024kb = 1mb
    A: no i'm correct, it's about this big |-------|, or eight characters long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by biggdesign
    Q: why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?
    A: for target practice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spence_noodle
    A: a room with no light and peaceful.
    I am a rooooooooooooooooooooom??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Tranquility
    I am a rooooooooooooooooooooom??
    A: yea and a quiet one too

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    How come we have to drive on the left hand side of the road in Ireland & england and not in other parts of the world!?

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    Q.: If I ask mizwizzy to marry me would she say yes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mizwizzy
    How come we have to drive on the left hand side of the road in Ireland & england and not in other parts of the world!?
    A: cos a silly sod in the goverment, who could only see through the right eye, came up with that idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Tranquility
    Q.: If I ask mizwizzy to marry me would she say yes?
    A: she would look a bit silly marrying a room with no light and thats very quiet, but then again it will be a good place to do the ironing.

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    Are you the ying to my yang?!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mizwizzy
    Are you the ying to my yang?!!
    A: no, but i'm your gany to your giny.


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