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    SitePoint Wizard spence_noodle's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by F4nat1c
    a family of 4 go to pizza hut. the mum goes up and gets 3 pieces, the 2 daughters go and get 2 pieces each, and the dad gets 3 pieces. so if they get a total 10 pieces plus fries and drinks for only 9.99, how many monkeys does it take to play a trombone?
    A: 500
    Last edited by spence_noodle; May 23, 2006 at 08:38.
    "Don't you just love it when you solve a programming bug only to create another."

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    What made you start this thread?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by F4nat1c
    a family of 4 go to pizza hut. the mum goes up and gets 3 pieces, the 2 daughters go and get 2 pieces each, and the dad gets 3 pieces. so if they get a total 10 pieces plus fries and drinks for only 9.99, how many monkeys does it take to play a trombone?
    A: Precisely 42

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    Question: What is the meaning of life? (i know the answer by the way)

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    How big is universe?

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    What if michel jackson was azn

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    Quote Originally Posted by mizwizzy
    What made you start this thread?!
    A: cos i was bored, no seriously, i was in the middle of watching paint dry and came up with this thread.
    "Don't you just love it when you solve a programming bug only to create another."

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    Quote Originally Posted by AShrub
    A: Precisely 42
    A: no, 500. thats a monkey in cockney, so
    "Don't you just love it when you solve a programming bug only to create another."

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    Quote Originally Posted by AShrub
    Question: What is the meaning of life? (i know the answer by the way)
    A: know it all.
    "Don't you just love it when you solve a programming bug only to create another."

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    Quote Originally Posted by emily87
    How big is universe?
    A: oh, about this big |-------|, or eight characters long.
    "Don't you just love it when you solve a programming bug only to create another."

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    Quote Originally Posted by I87
    What if michel jackson was azn
    A: well, thats his problem not mine.
    "Don't you just love it when you solve a programming bug only to create another."

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    how come ur bug is flashing

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    Quote Originally Posted by mizwizzy
    how come ur bug is flashing
    A: he was accidentally mistaken for a plug. poor thing light up and has never stopped since.
    "Don't you just love it when you solve a programming bug only to create another."

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    Silly question > do you like noodles spence

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    Quote Originally Posted by mizwizzy


    Silly question > do you like noodles spence
    A: no, but for some very strange reason they like me.
    "Don't you just love it when you solve a programming bug only to create another."

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    Are you a Leeds supporter

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    Quote Originally Posted by spence_noodle
    A: it stands for "Bill Gates 2nd".
    His full name is "William Henry Gates III", so I'm confused. Do we multiply the 2 and the 3?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mizwizzy
    Are you a Leeds supporter
    A: yep. now thats a silly answer
    "Don't you just love it when you solve a programming bug only to create another."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jake4974
    His full name is "William Henry Gates III", so I'm confused. Do we multiply the 2 and the 3?
    A: you do the maths, i'll do the silly answers
    "Don't you just love it when you solve a programming bug only to create another."

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    off topic: if your stuck for a silly question, post anything silly, anything.

    e.g. = Q: What is this? .........

    And i'll post a silly answer

    A: a trail of cursor poo

    spence
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    Why does a fat guy with tattoos look like bologna wrapped in the funny papers?
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    Question: Lived here all your life? Answer: No, not yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaldEagle
    Why does a fat guy with tattoos look like bologna wrapped in the funny papers?
    A: it makes it easier for tourists to walk around bologna without a map and with a sence of humor.
    "Don't you just love it when you solve a programming bug only to create another."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Tranquility
    A: How long?
    A: oh, you know, about that long you silly sausage.
    "Don't you just love it when you solve a programming bug only to create another."

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    I am The Best Idiot. Period.
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    I have ADHD, and I'm kinda proud about it.


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