## User Tag List

1. Originally Posted by F4nat1c
a family of 4 go to pizza hut. the mum goes up and gets 3 pieces, the 2 daughters go and get 2 pieces each, and the dad gets 3 pieces. so if they get a total 10 pieces plus fries and drinks for only 9.99, how many monkeys does it take to play a trombone?
A: 500

3. Originally Posted by F4nat1c
a family of 4 go to pizza hut. the mum goes up and gets 3 pieces, the 2 daughters go and get 2 pieces each, and the dad gets 3 pieces. so if they get a total 10 pieces plus fries and drinks for only 9.99, how many monkeys does it take to play a trombone?
A: Precisely 42

4. Question: What is the meaning of life? (i know the answer by the way)

5. How big is universe?

6. What if michel jackson was azn

7. Originally Posted by mizwizzy
A: cos i was bored, no seriously, i was in the middle of watching paint dry and came up with this thread.

8. Originally Posted by AShrub
A: Precisely 42
A: no, 500. thats a monkey in cockney, so

9. Originally Posted by AShrub
Question: What is the meaning of life? (i know the answer by the way)
A: know it all.

10. Originally Posted by emily87
How big is universe?

11. Originally Posted by I87
What if michel jackson was azn
A: well, thats his problem not mine.

12. how come ur bug is flashing

13. Originally Posted by mizwizzy
how come ur bug is flashing
A: he was accidentally mistaken for a plug. poor thing light up and has never stopped since.

14. Silly question > do you like noodles spence

15. Originally Posted by mizwizzy

Silly question > do you like noodles spence
A: no, but for some very strange reason they like me.

16. Are you a Leeds supporter

17. Originally Posted by spence_noodle
A: it stands for "Bill Gates 2nd".
His full name is "William Henry Gates III", so I'm confused. Do we multiply the 2 and the 3?

18. Originally Posted by mizwizzy
Are you a Leeds supporter
A: yep. now thats a silly answer

19. Originally Posted by jake4974
His full name is "William Henry Gates III", so I'm confused. Do we multiply the 2 and the 3?
A: you do the maths, i'll do the silly answers

20. off topic: if your stuck for a silly question, post anything silly, anything.

e.g. = Q: What is this? .........

And i'll post a silly answer

A: a trail of cursor poo

spence

21. Why does a fat guy with tattoos look like bologna wrapped in the funny papers?

22. Originally Posted by BaldEagle
Why does a fat guy with tattoos look like bologna wrapped in the funny papers?
A: it makes it easier for tourists to walk around bologna without a map and with a sence of humor.

23. Originally Posted by Dark Tranquility
A: How long?
A: oh, you know, about that long you silly sausage.

24. Q: Where have I been recently?

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