There once was a log named Ln
Whose life was devoted to sin.
She came from a tree
Whose base was shaped like an e.
She's the most natural log I've seen.
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There once was a log named Ln
Whose life was devoted to sin.
She came from a tree
Whose base was shaped like an e.
She's the most natural log I've seen.
Sexy Suzy
Verse 1:
Suzy fell asleep one night
after having too much to drink.
She woke up an hour later
and didn't know what to think.
Looking in the mirror
she saw everything had changed.
No flesh, bone, blood, hair,
fingernails remained.
Her reflection showed she had a box
that contained her CPU.
She had a big monitor,
a mouse and keyboard too.
When her boyfriend saw her
he said he did not like it one bit.
Nor did he like it a byte,
a megabyte, or a gig.
Transition:
Oh, boyfriend, she said,
think what you may.
But pretty soon I know
I'll be hearing you say:
Chorus:
Oh Sexy Suzy,
Let me stroke your keys.
Oh Sexy Suzy,
May I click your mouse button please.
Oh Sexy Suzy,
Your user interface is hot.
Oh Sexy Suzy,
Let me show you the programming skills I've got.
Verse 2:
We'll see about that, her boyfriend said.
Right now let's get some sleep.
Her boyfriend lay down in bed.
Suzy shut down with a beep.
In the morning boyfriend thought
Hey last night was not so bad.
For once she didn't steal the sheets
or push me off the bed.
For breakfast boyfriend had toast,
Suzy had electricity.
Then together they downloaded
Shareware for Suzy.
I'm sorry for doubting you,
this is the most fun I've had in years.
Why have I been wasting time with girls who have
eyes and noses and ears?
Oh Sexy Suzy,
Let me stroke your keys.
Oh Sexy Suzy,
Your user interface is hot.
Oh Sexy Suzy,
Let me show you the programming skills I've got.
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