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    There once was a log named Ln
    Whose life was devoted to sin.
    She came from a tree
    Whose base was shaped like an e.
    She's the most natural log I've seen.
    Azizur Rahman
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    Sexy Suzy
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    Verse 1:

    Suzy fell asleep one night
    after having too much to drink.
    She woke up an hour later
    and didn't know what to think.
    Azizur Rahman
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    Looking in the mirror
    she saw everything had changed.
    No flesh, bone, blood, hair,
    fingernails remained.
    Azizur Rahman
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    Her reflection showed she had a box
    that contained her CPU.
    She had a big monitor,
    a mouse and keyboard too.
    Azizur Rahman
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    When her boyfriend saw her
    he said he did not like it one bit.
    Nor did he like it a byte,
    a megabyte, or a gig.
    Azizur Rahman
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    Transition:

    Oh, boyfriend, she said,
    think what you may.
    But pretty soon I know
    I'll be hearing you say:
    Azizur Rahman
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    Chorus:

    Oh Sexy Suzy,
    Let me stroke your keys.
    Azizur Rahman
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    Oh Sexy Suzy,
    May I click your mouse button please.
    Azizur Rahman
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    Oh Sexy Suzy,
    Your user interface is hot.
    Azizur Rahman
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    Oh Sexy Suzy,
    Let me show you the programming skills I've got.
    Azizur Rahman
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    Verse 2:

    We'll see about that, her boyfriend said.
    Right now let's get some sleep.
    Her boyfriend lay down in bed.
    Suzy shut down with a beep.
    Azizur Rahman
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    In the morning boyfriend thought
    Hey last night was not so bad.
    For once she didn't steal the sheets
    or push me off the bed.
    Azizur Rahman
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    For breakfast boyfriend had toast,
    Suzy had electricity.
    Then together they downloaded
    Shareware for Suzy.
    Azizur Rahman
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    I'm sorry for doubting you,
    this is the most fun I've had in years.
    Why have I been wasting time with girls who have
    eyes and noses and ears?
    Azizur Rahman
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    Oh Sexy Suzy,
    Let me stroke your keys.
    Azizur Rahman
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    Oh Sexy Suzy,
    Your user interface is hot.




    Azizur Rahman
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    Oh Sexy Suzy,
    Let me show you the programming skills I've got.
    Azizur Rahman
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    The All-New Amazingly Potent
    ACME Nerd Suppressant
    Azizur Rahman
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    Now in 12-hr extended relief caplets!
    Azizur Rahman
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    Is your only companion Saturday night a FORTRAN77 textbook?

    Do 2nd-hand stores refuse to accept your clothing donations?

    Did you score above 33.7% on the nerdity test?

    Is your pocket protector weighing you down?
    Azizur Rahman
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    If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then perhaps you are a nerd.

    We Can Help!
    Azizur Rahman
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    Witness for yourself the results of this amazing pill. In just seconds you too can go from nerdette to seductress!
    Azizur Rahman
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