^ Is correct!
< keeping the answer to herself until someone gets it right
V Will tell me a joke
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^ Is correct!
< keeping the answer to herself until someone gets it right
V Will tell me a joke
Hello
^ is correct i shall!!!
< is gonna tell a joke....and here it goes as follows:
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.
ok i tried
V is not impressed
^ excellent joke!
< very impressed...my turn..
Q. What do you call a 16ft Gorilla?
A. Sir
V Massively impressed with my witty and clever joke.
Hello
^ told a funnie
< ok ive another
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!!!!"
V liked this joke?!
^ nice joke
< heard this joke before but the irishman was an Egyptian from upper Egypt
V Hazel as known as Mizwizzy
^ is in a bit of a narky mood
< is always in a good mood
V doesnt like that im always in a good moodner ner ner
^ damn right... you're sooo annoying... grr
< will try his best to put ^ in a rotten mood...
V will help me put ^ in a rotten mood
^ is floggin a dead horse
< is not easily upset by anyone *sigh* ...
V has their work cut out for em!!!
^ Is from Ireland.
< Said goodbye to his brother today... he's going to go work in Dublin, Ireland.
V Will tell a joke about Ireland.
^ Is correct *goes to google to find jokes about Ireland *
< Hopes that nobody will be offended about this... here it goes
A man hired a Kerryman as an assistant to take phone calls. One day the phone rang and when the Kerryman answered he hung up immediately.
"Who was that?" asked his boss.
"Some fool saying it was a long distance from New York. I told him everybody knew that."
V will laugh at my joke
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^ hehehe made me laugh
< is not from kerry so im not insulted
V will make me some tea!!!!
^ Likes to make men cry
< has already sent tea over from the other day
v Is being sighed at by <
*sigh*
^ likes to sigh alot
< is still waiting on my tea!!
V should get themselves into gear and bring me the tea!
^ is waiting for tea
< slides some earl gray over mizwizzy's way...
inadvertantly prepares himself for battle and charges
his "ki".
v must prepare themselves for battle
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sorry I saw the emoticon and always wanted to use it
^ likes to use strange lil emoticons and likes to also give me crappy tea *bleugh*!
< prefers barrys tea ty
v should explain what a "ki" is.....
^ Doesn't know what 'ki' is ?!?!?!!!
< doesn't know what 'ki' is either
V Will do battle with Melancholic to save us ladies of honour
Hello
^ is correct
< too right i would...i know karate...beware!
V wants me to get some things for them ?
^ will buy me a free cash machine
< feeling very poor today
V will give me money for no reason but love
Hello
^
< just back from the shops...mmm raspberry yop yum!!!!
V wants some...but wont be gettin any hehehe
^ she's not sharing!
< killing time and anything else that punishes me
v can't wait for their birthday surprise
BaldEagle
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don't bother when I'm dead!
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Originally Posted by melancholic
^ is waiting for tea
< slides some earl gray over mizwizzy's way...
inadvertantly prepares himself for battle and charges
his "ki".
v must prepare themselves for battle
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sorry I saw the emoticon and always wanted to use itOff Topic:
I got to squeeze it on once in this thread. I think Bald was talking about the Hawaiian guy, though... but awe well.
^ Didn't even do a ^<V before his OT!
< wouldn't never commit such a heinous crime
V will make S(otd) pay for his/her crimes
Hello
^ is the ^<V inforcer.
< is the ^<V offender.
V is the ^<V bully...
^ is correct
< will keep you in line Mr.!!!
V should know by now how this works
^ a braver woman then me!
< waited for someone else to post cos I didn't want to be the bully!
V Will write an OT in their post
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won't you
Hello
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