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    25 things women want to hear

    25 Things Women Want To Hear


    1. Gee, Sweetheart, let's skip dinner tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is you.

    2. Wow, I just don't know what to do with this money we won in the lottery, so why don't you take it to the mall and see if you can find something to buy with it.

    3. Hey, how about inviting your mother to spend the summer with us.

    4. Oh, go ahead and eat that third piece of chocolate cream pie. If it's one thing I hate it's skinny women.

    5. What luck, they had a special rental rate at the video store on romance movies.

    6. How about I give you a nice massage and foot rub. I really don't like sex that much anyway. (Huh?? - ^v^)

    7. You know, that Pam Anderson just doesn't seem to have the brain power that I find so attractive in a woman.

    8. What a break, I won a prize on the radio station.... tickets to either the Super Bowl or the opening of the New York Ballet. I got first choice so pack your bags for New York, we get to go to the ballet!!!

    9. Be careful Darling...don't let it go too far down your throat.

    10. Who wants to play golf when I can get to see how good the lawn looks when it's freshly mowed.

    11. While you're up Sweetheart, can you get me a glass of water. I think I've had enough beer.

    12. Shoot, there's nothing on TV but football games. Let's go furniture shopping.

    13. There ought to be a law against those porno movies. Can you believe that there are guys that would actually want their wives to do those things they show?

    14. Man I tell you, nothing feels better than getting all spruced up in a suit and tie.

    15. I'm getting a little tired of steak on the grill. How about a nice quiche?

    16. You know, I think I'd really prefer the four-door sedan to that impractical Corvette.

    17. Look at that... disgusting. Why would she wear a short skirt like that with no panties?

    18. Golly I think we're lost. Let me find a gas station to ask for directions.

    19. My golf clubs are only 30 years old. Why don't you use the money my parents gave us to get something nice for the house.

    20. If the guys call and want me to go to that new strip club with them, tell them I'm busy. I really want to get the living room painted tonight.

    21. You know Sweetheart, I'm really glad you don't like doing all those dirty things they write about in those stupid sex advice columns.

    22. Sports cars are just such stupid little toys for men who have never really grown up.

    23. If you're looking for me later, I'll be over there looking at the home decorating magazines.

    24. You know, we really don't visit your relatives enough.

    25. Why don't you relax this weekend. I'll take care of the cooking and housework.

    (Credit : http://www.joke-archives.com/dating/...anttohear.html)

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    I don't watch football and my wife likes beer and grilled steak OH WHAT DO I DO I DON'T FIT YOUR STEREOTYPE

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    Me too, dont watch any sports but hockey (which she watches), dont drink beer and about 90% of those dont apply!

    This should be retitled ..... things for typical guys to say, personally I think I am quite far from typical!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vgarcia
    I don't watch football and my wife likes beer and grilled steak OH WHAT DO I DO I DON'T FIT YOUR STEREOTYPE
    Run to the fridge to get her a beer while she sits on the couch and farts?

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    guys don't blame me. I just like this article an post it here. I am not a relationship guru.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coo_t2
    Run to the fridge to get her a beer while she sits on the couch and farts?
    I never said I didn't like beer and steak either

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    Quote Originally Posted by vgarcia
    I never said I didn't like beer and steak either
    Who wins at arm wrestling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ehsen
    25 Things Women Want To Hear

    9. Be careful Darling...don't let it go too far down your throat.

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    what a load of



    This is sooo 1980s.
    Sara

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    Quote Originally Posted by ses5909
    what a load of



    This is sooo 1980s.
    No I think it's more like SOOOOOOOOO 50s!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dc dalton
    No I think it's more like SOOOOOOOOO 50s!
    either way.. before my time as a grown woman.
    Sara

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    Quote Originally Posted by dc dalton
    personally I think I am quite far from typical!
    I think everyone knows that by now.

    Besides half the things on this list would get the guy smacked, I know I would smack someones head if he said, "Oh, go ahead and eat that third piece of chocolate cream pie. If it's one thing I hate it's skinny women." How sarcastic is that? I don't think you guys will ever understand how a womens mind works.

    Oh I know, just think the exact opposite of you and thats us, most of the time.

    God I love messing with the minds of men.
    Life is to short to question why or why not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bit-Chi
    God I love messing with the minds of men.


    kinda funy though, this list.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bit-Chi
    I don't think you guys will ever understand how a womens mind works.
    Hence these so called "lists"...

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    Funny thing is that's exactly the opposite of what a woman really wants. A woman really wants a man to act like a man regardless of what she thinks she wants. WHO HAS ALL THE HOT CHICKS? The guys who do the oppposite of what that damn list says. Take that metrosexual crap out of your head and understand what you really need deep down as a woman. Women want confident men who can provide and act like men. I would love to meet a couple where the "man" does everything in that list. The woman would be cheating in less than a year. Remember guys... a woman doesn't want flowers every other day, she doesn't want you to sacrifice who you are for her, she doesn't want you calling her all the time. She wants you to act like a man and if she says the opposite, just look at who she is with or rather not with and determine how happy they are. If you act like the list suggest I think you'll get sex about once every three or four months...maybe. Ask any of your friends who gave their ex everything she wanted and was always there for her sacrificing who they were. I guarantee you the woman dumped them.
    Calm down -- it's only ones and zeroes

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    wow plenty of info about ladies.

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    25. Why don't you relax this weekend. I'll take care of the cooking and housework.
    i specially like this one
    sig space open...

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    "3. Hey, how about inviting your mother to spend the summer with us."

    ***I would NEVER want a guy to say that!
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    I don't drink beer.

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    The gold digger types would like to hear the sweet crisping sounds of your $100 note. Be very careful of these types, you will be had when you wake up in the morning.

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    25. Why don't you relax this weekend. I'll take care of the cooking and housework.


    i specially like this one
    Well, if you had a real man he would cook on a regular basis. On the weekends he would add to the deck or build a new flower bed or clean out the gutters. If your guy just sits around on his fat *** and lets you cook and do all the housework, then you need to change things. There is nothing wrong with you doing the cooking and housework as long as he's doing something to the house or building a swingset for the kids or .... you get my point.
    Calm down -- it's only ones and zeroes

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiphunt1
    Well, if you had a real man he would cook on a regular basis. On the weekends he would add to the deck or build a new flower bed or clean out the gutters. If your guy just sits around on his fat *** and lets you cook and do all the housework, then you need to change things. There is nothing wrong with you doing the cooking and housework as long as he's doing something to the house or building a swingset for the kids or .... you get my point.
    Screw that, that's why we invented money, so we can pay people to add to the deck or paint the outside

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    From the blog of vgarcia:

    What a crappy day. The weather sucks (foggy and raining), the electrician charged more than we expected to install the microwave we bought, and Iíve been swamped at work. I hope this weekend is better than today has been.
    I thought you had an endless supply of money to install the microwave? Why did you post above that you don't care to pay people to install? Apparently you can't do it yourself, so you get ripped off to have someone else install it. Or you have to work so much with programming that you don't have time to do it. Oh, I understand you would rather sit on your computer than do physical labor. Thanks for proving my point. A real man either installs the microwave himself or pays and doesn't complain about what it costs.
    Calm down -- it's only ones and zeroes

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeylaPC
    "3. Hey, how about inviting your mother to spend the summer with us."

    ***I would NEVER want a guy to say that!
    Yeah, same. Not a chance. Maybe for some woman though, o_O.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiphunt1
    From the blog of vgarcia:



    I thought you had an endless supply of money to install the microwave? Why did you post above that you don't care to pay people to install? Apparently you can't do it yourself, so you get ripped off to have someone else install it. Or you have to work so much with programming that you don't have time to do it. Oh, I understand you would rather sit on your computer than do physical labor. Thanks for proving my point. A real man either installs the microwave himself or pays and doesn't complain about what it costs.
    Dude it was a joke, calm down.

    And I wouldn't trust anyone but a licensed electrician to install the microwave, because the old one was hardwired and a new 220 circuit/plug had to be installed. I have zero experience with electrical work, and my time's better spent doing things I'm good at, so yes I'll hire someone who's spent their adult life doing electrical work. It's called the specialization of labor, maybe you heard about it in economics once. But hey, nice try, maybe next time you play internet detective you might come up with something useful


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