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    SitePoint Guru marcel's Avatar
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    Talking Joke: What did the lawyer

    What did the lawyer call his two dogs ?
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    Cease and Desist.

    - hahahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcel
    - hahahahah
    really?

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    OMG I cant stop laughing! was that your joke of the day?

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    SitePoint Guru marcel's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by strtbykr
    OMG I cant stop laughing! was that your joke of the day?
    yeah

    Just had to share it...

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    Mongols of the world, unite! Lira's Avatar
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    Everytime this guy saw a lawyer crossing the street, he had the urge of knocking him down with his car. It was that simple. Lawyer crosses street - BANG - there goes the lawyer flying after kissing the front of this guy's car.

    One day though, he had to give a priest a lift. What did our friend do as soon as he saw a lawyer? Yes, he held tightly to the steering wheel, locked his target and when he was a few metres close to the lawyer, he realised the priest was in the car. So he dodged as soon as he could. However, he still heard the BANG.

    "What was that?", he asked.
    "You bloody idiot", said the priest, "I had to open the door to hit this one".

    Off Topic:

    There, another bad joke
    Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family.
    Choose washing machines, cars, tableless sites, and SEO.
    Choose DIY and wondering who the f' you are on a Sunday morning.
    Choose a marketing strategy. Choose your future.
    Choose life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lira
    Everytime this guy saw a lawyer crossing the street, he had the urge of knocking him down with his car. It was that simple. Lawyer crosses street - BANG - there goes the lawyer flying after kissing the front of this guy's car.

    One day though, he had to give a priest a lift. What did our friend do as soon as he saw a lawyer? Yes, he held tightly to the steering wheel, locked his target and when he was a few metres close to the lawyer, he realised the priest was in the car. So he dodged as soon as he could. However, he still heard the BANG.

    "What was that?", he asked.
    "You bloody idiot", said the priest, "I had to open the door to hit this one".

    Off Topic:

    There, another bad joke
    Now THATS funny!

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    Avoid the inevitable. Katasdf's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by dc dalton
    Now THATS funny!
    Made me giggle too
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    SitePoint Guru marcel's Avatar
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    The domain was available , so I took it. http://www.stalejokes.com

    Should I create a Hall of Fame and add my joke ?

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    Stop ragging on lawyers!
    "A nerd who gets contacts
    and a trendy hair cut is still a nerd"

    - Stephen Colbert on Apple Users

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    Quote Originally Posted by The New Guy
    Stop ragging on lawyers!
    Well, If your gonna, at least make it funny
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