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    how will i die?

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    Quote Originally Posted by suro
    Tell me how I will die, and I'll compare that to my dream I had.

    Let's see will you guess it or not
    You get knocked out by that dude "Bob" from fight club. He smothers you to death with his man-bosoms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waraas
    how will i die?
    A lousy year ruins the potato crops in Idaho, collapsing your entire state's economy. Out of work and depressed, you take the $300 that you made from selling your house (after paying off the bank and real estate agents of course) and head off to California for better opportunities. You try to get in as an actor on a sitcom but nobody wants a nerdy web designer in their family show. Weeks later you finally land your big break serving cappuccinos to uppity yuppies in a Starbuck's in Malibu. Once you've finally saved up enough money to stop sleeping on the beach you head to an apartment complex to rent a room. Unfortunately for you, your upstairs neighbor weighs 500 pounds and his floors are at the breaking point. One day as you are cooking your dinner your neighbor falls through the floor and onto you. Then the fridge falls on the both of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vgarcia
    A disgruntled American IT worker comes in and shoots up your workplace cause "they took er jurbs!".
    A white man came to office three weeks ago. I was worried a lot. Fortunately, it was just a client from Netherlands.
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    this looks cool....so who predicts how will you die?
    sig space open...

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    Quote Originally Posted by vgarcia
    One day as you are cooking your dinner your neighbor falls through the floor and onto you. Then the fridge falls on the both of you.
    And some people say that cooking is relaxing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vgarcia
    man-bosoms.
    Nice clean up job there.

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    How about me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DM3Dan
    How about me?
    You die from alcohol poisoning. It was your first time drinking and you should have picked someone less hardcore than Egor to drink with. Maybe toast

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    And they just keep coming...

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    Sure he can predict the death of others but can he predict his own death?

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    Quote Originally Posted by moonshield
    Sure he can predict the death of others but can he predict his own death?
    Dude it's been posted twice in this thread.

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    Vinnie dying once is not enough. We'll clone him a million times and then kill his clones.

    For fun, we'll have Vinnie clones killing Vinnie clones. So yes, Vinnie kills him self and then kills another one of him and so on.

    It's the most confusing death in history thats why people ask over and over again.

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    Thanks for clearing that up Conrad I was so confused

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    Quote Originally Posted by conradical
    Vinnie dying once is not enough. We'll clone him a million times and then kill his clones.

    For fun, we'll have Vinnie clones killing Vinnie clones. So yes, Vinnie kills him self and then kills another one of him and so on.

    It's the most confusing death in history thats why people ask over and over again.
    Adding to the confusion, each clone creates their own "I'll tell you how you die" thread.

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    Am i late?

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    Looks like you missed mine from earlier

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    Quote Originally Posted by vgarcia
    You die from alcohol poisoning. It was your first time drinking and you should have picked someone less hardcore than Egor to drink with. Maybe toast
    Feasable. I am quite a lightweight. Jon will suggest otherwise

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    Quote Originally Posted by vgarcia
    Dude it's been posted twice in this thread.

    lol I didn't see that.


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    Cool

    Quote Originally Posted by HAWK
    How did you aquire this amazing skill, Vinnie?
    maybe he's just like Sybill Trelawny, who also likes to greet people with the predictions about their deaths!!

    See if anyone can find the sarcasm here!!
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    Oh do me! do me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bytecon
    Oh do me! do me!
    It's probably going to involve either skiing or traffic. Or both.
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    Cool

    *sigh*

    what about me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vick!
    *sigh*

    what about me?
    well, I think that his Inner Eye is pretty tired & gone to sleep, having looked at so many people's fate!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mmj
    It's probably going to involve either skiing or traffic. Or both.
    LOL, can't wait..


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