In this thread I tell you how you will die

[Waraas]

how will i die?

[vgarcia]

Tell me how I will die, and I'll compare that to my dream I had.

Let's see will you guess it or not

You get knocked out by that dude "Bob" from fight club. He smothers you to death with his man-bosoms.

[vgarcia]

how will i die?

A lousy year ruins the potato crops in Idaho, collapsing your entire state's economy. Out of work and depressed, you take the $300 that you made from selling your house (after paying off the bank and real estate agents of course) and head off to California for better opportunities. You try to get in as an actor on a sitcom but nobody wants a nerdy web designer in their family show. Weeks later you finally land your big break serving cappuccinos to uppity yuppies in a Starbuck's in Malibu. Once you've finally saved up enough money to stop sleeping on the beach you head to an apartment complex to rent a room. Unfortunately for you, your upstairs neighbor weighs 500 pounds and his floors are at the breaking point. One day as you are cooking your dinner your neighbor falls through the floor and onto you. Then the fridge falls on the both of you.

[Indian]

A disgruntled American IT worker comes in and shoots up your workplace cause "they took er jurbs!".

A white man came to office three weeks ago. I was worried a lot. Fortunately, it was just a client from Netherlands.

[devAngel]

this looks cool....so who predicts how will you die?

[Toly]

One day as you are cooking your dinner your neighbor falls through the floor and onto you. Then the fridge falls on the both of you.

And some people say that cooking is relaxing.

[coo_t2]

man-bosoms.

Nice clean up job there.

[DM3Dan]

How about me?

[vgarcia]

How about me?

You die from alcohol poisoning. It was your first time drinking and you should have picked someone less hardcore than Egor to drink with. Maybe toast

[HAWK]

And they just keep coming...

[moonshield]

Sure he can predict the death of others but can he predict his own death?

[vgarcia]

Sure he can predict the death of others but can he predict his own death?

Dude it's been posted twice in this thread.

[conradical]

Vinnie dying once is not enough. We'll clone him a million times and then kill his clones.

For fun, we'll have Vinnie clones killing Vinnie clones. So yes, Vinnie kills him self and then kills another one of him and so on.

It's the most confusing death in history thats why people ask over and over again.

[vgarcia]

Thanks for clearing that up Conrad I was so confused

[coo_t2]

Vinnie dying once is not enough. We'll clone him a million times and then kill his clones.

For fun, we'll have Vinnie clones killing Vinnie clones. So yes, Vinnie kills him self and then kills another one of him and so on.

It's the most confusing death in history thats why people ask over and over again.

Adding to the confusion, each clone creates their own "I'll tell you how you die" thread.

[mPeror]

Am i late?

[Mr. B]

Looks like you missed mine from earlier

[DM3Dan]

You die from alcohol poisoning. It was your first time drinking and you should have picked someone less hardcore than Egor to drink with. Maybe toast

Feasable. I am quite a lightweight. Jon will suggest otherwise

[moonshield]

Dude it's been posted twice in this thread.

lol I didn't see that.

[asp_funda]

How did you aquire this amazing skill, Vinnie?

maybe he's just like Sybill Trelawny, who also likes to greet people with the predictions about their deaths!!

See if anyone can find the sarcasm here!!

[Bytecon]

Oh do me! do me!

[mmj]

Oh do me! do me!

It's probably going to involve either skiing or traffic. Or both.

[Vick!]

*sigh*

what about me?

[asp_funda]

*sigh*

what about me?

well, I think that his Inner Eye is pretty tired & gone to sleep, having looked at so many people's fate!!

[Bytecon]

It's probably going to involve either skiing or traffic. Or both.

LOL, can't wait..