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    ☆★☆★ silver trophy vgarcia's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by operator
    Ahh.. this is hilarious - sounds straight out of South Park.

    Hey Vinnie, am I invincible?
    The American IT worker was misled. It wasn't his job that was taken; it was yours! You get in "the pile" but those two guys that are in the Guinness book of world records for being the fattest pair of twins on motorcycles ends up on top of you. You die from flaboerotic asphyxiation.

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    So Mike, now you can live forever just by avoiding Pamplona!

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    ☆★☆★ silver trophy vgarcia's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by OfficeOfTheLaw
    hehehehe, tell me how I die!
    One day, frustrated at your boss for not chipping into the fantasy football pool at work, you lose it. You go out to your car and grab the shotgun, ready to open fire. Unfortunately, you didn't see the postal worker with the M-16 who just lost his job at the post office next to you. It's an old fashioned Mexican standoff; you with your shotgun and him with his military-grade weaponry.

    Some say that he got you first, but that's not true. You actually got him first, but not before he put 13 bullets in you. Sad, because your boss was just late coming in that day and had the $100 to throw into the pool in an envelope in his car .

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    Quote Originally Posted by vgarcia
    Death. It's inevitable. I have been given the power to foretell your death. Post in this thread and I will tell you how you will die. I will try to get queries answered as soon as possible, but understand that such an arduous process can take a little time.

    Who wants to start?
    One day your cat jumps up on the drawn curtains to the window near where you're sitting, ripping them down allowing a bright ray of sunshine to strike you. Due to hours and hours and hours of huddling over your computer posting in forums, an excessively bad diet, no exercise or going outside at all, the bolt of sunshine causes you to vaporize like a vampire.

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    Pick me, pick me.... I'm dressed like a turnip.
    baby steps... baby steps...

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    Sounds interesting... how will I go Vinnie?

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    And me. Let's see what you got.
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    Do me do me

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    Quote Originally Posted by hooknc
    Pick me, pick me.... I'm dressed like a turnip.
    How do turnips dress?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAWK
    How do turnips dress?
    Yeah i would like to know too :P

    Alright seems like fun, Predict away Vinnie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HAWK
    So Mike, now you can live forever just by avoiding Pamplona!
    Immortality or Pamplona? Tricky one that.
    At least I have a choice. You could get squished anywhere. :'(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Empuria
    You could get squished anywhere. :'(
    No, it's cool - I have decided never to go outside again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAWK
    No, it's cool - I have decided never to go outside again.
    Ah...a computer geek!

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    Interesting
    i think Vinnie is out
    best of Luck Hawk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Hunt
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    Syphilis

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    Quote Originally Posted by hooknc
    Pick me, pick me.... I'm dressed like a turnip.
    Eaten by a bear during a camping trip. It wasn't a funny story so I won't go into more detail, but suffice to say the only way you were identified was via dental records so keep going to the dentist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PalmerB
    Sounds interesting... how will I go Vinnie?
    DO members, disgusted with your new "Palmer is awesome" policy, go on a mob rampage through your entire town. Nobody survives. Little did they know, the "Palmer is awesome" policy wasn't put in place by you, but Mike, who rooted your box after a long night of huffing gas in the Alberta oil fields. Sorry you had to go this way

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatnewt
    And me. Let's see what you got.
    A Hummer H2 slams into you at the bus stop. That'll teach you not to buy an SUV like a real red-blooded American, no matter how Canadian you say you are!

    This is probably it for today unfortunately, due to work and a concert I'm going to after work. Keep posting if you want to hear your death though, I'll be able to catch up tomorrow

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    vinnie, enough bout us. how do you go?
    stay hungry, stay foolish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vgarcia
    Syphilis

    Oh My!!!

    {Tears streaming down my face again!!! }
    Last edited by Lavern; Aug 24, 2005 at 05:22. Reason: Couldn't see to type - eyes red and swollen now (LOL)

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    Quote Originally Posted by biggdesign
    vinnie, enough bout us. how do you go?
    Shot down by the cops in the middle of my murderous rampage, how else?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vgarcia
    DO members, disgusted with your new "Palmer is awesome" policy, go on a mob rampage through your entire town. Nobody survives. Little did they know, the "Palmer is awesome" policy wasn't put in place by you, but Mike, who rooted your box after a long night of huffing gas in the Alberta oil fields. Sorry you had to go this way
    Thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vgarcia
    Syphilis
    you: crabs

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    Just priceless! I've got to know what happens to me I thought it'd have something to do with a thong and thirteen pounds of turkey, but it turns out I was wrong...

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    Quote Originally Posted by vgarcia
    A Hummer H2 slams into you at the bus stop. That'll teach you not to buy an SUV like a real red-blooded American, no matter how Canadian you say you are!
    Brilliant.
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