In this thread I tell you how you will die

[Lavern]

You died 5 years ago. I only predict the future.

{Laughing so Hard, Tears are running down my Cheeks!!}

[vgarcia]

What about me?

While shampooing your hair in the shower one day, it gets a little too soapy in there and you lose your balance and fall to the floor of the tub. Since you never clean out the drain, there's a pool of water about 9 inches deep at the bottom of the tub. The fall knocks you out face-down in the tub and you drown before anyone can come in to help you.

[vgarcia]

{Laughing so Hard, Tears are running down my Cheeks!!}

Your latest novel, The Death of DC Dalton is a runaway best-seller and is now being turned into a made-for-TV movie. You're on a book signing tour. One day you stop at a little Border's in the Poconos for a reading and signing session. Unfortunately, DC's soul was moved to a robot upon his death in accordance with his will. The DCBot is fuming that you're not cutting him in on any of the profits, so he storms into the store, kidnaps you, then tosses you off a mountain. You survive the fall, but not the massive case of poison ivy you get when you land on a big bed of it at the base of the mountain.

[bcr]

Well if I am born in my birthday suit it only seems fit to die in my birthday suit. I like your prediction - the person who finds me will get a lovely surprise.

[conradical]

vinnie is back on caffeine

[Strypes]

Watch '7 days(or was it 10?) til midnight'. The dude knows the when, how and where but not the who and why.

[Indian]

Me?

[Dan]

eww.. do me, do me.

[vgarcia]

vinnie is back on caffeine

After a night of playing video games at your friend's house you decide to go to the Varsity for some good uberfried food. A disgruntled employee drops a lit cherry bomb into one of the deep friers as you begin to place your order. It goes off, spraying hot oil all over you and the cashiers. You die from the burns, but you taste delicious.

[vgarcia]

Watch '7 days(or was it 10?) til midnight'. The dude knows the when, how and where but not the who and why.

While putting up your Christmas lights at home you slip on a poorly-placed roof tile and slide down. Hoping to save yourself, you grab onto the string of christmas lights, not realizing that part of the strand was already around your neck. You end up looking like the hangman game that we all used to play as kids, except a million times more awesome because of the lights dancing around your corpse.

[vgarcia]

Me?

A disgruntled American IT worker comes in and shoots up your workplace cause "they took er jurbs!".

[vgarcia]

eww.. do me, do me.

17 stab wounds to the back caused by Mister Teeny and Sideshow Mel. I bet now you'll remember who the better Sideshow was.

[coo_t2]

"they took er jurbs!".

[dc dalton]

You died 5 years ago. I only predict the future.

There you go giving away all my secrets again ... dammit Vin, stop that!

[dc dalton]

Your latest novel, The Death of DC Dalton is a runaway best-seller and is now being turned into a made-for-TV movie. You're on a book signing tour. One day you stop at a little Border's in the Poconos for a reading and signing session. Unfortunately, DC's soul was moved to a robot upon his death in accordance with his will. The DCBot is fuming that you're not cutting him in on any of the profits, so he storms into the store, kidnaps you, then tosses you off a mountain. You survive the fall, but not the massive case of poison ivy you get when you land on a big bed of it at the base of the mountain.

Yeah that sounds about right to me except there are no Borders in the Poconos, you must be mistaken Vin ... had to be a Barnes and Noble

I want my FREAKING royalties!

[vgarcia]

Yeah that sounds about right to me except there are no Borders in the Poconos, you must be mistaken Vin ... had to be a Barnes and Noble

You guys have books up there?

[lo0ol]

Well, there goes my bid for funniest member again this year. :|

(If I post in this thread again do I just die earlier and earlier in more and more horrible ways?)

[Strypes]

While putting up your Christmas lights at home you slip on a poorly-placed roof tile and slide down. Hoping to save yourself, you grab onto the string of christmas lights, not realizing that part of the strand was already around your neck. You end up looking like the hangman game that we all used to play as kids, except a million times more awesome because of the lights dancing around your corpse.

Thats hilarious, I actually did something similar, only I ended up on the ground laying still til someone came to help me, then I started lurching around. Jumped to my feet and went back to what I was doing (only I thought I was still on the roof), realized 2 hours had passed.

[Mike Empuria]

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!

[operator]

A disgruntled American IT worker comes in and shoots up your workplace cause "they took er jurbs!".

Ahh.. this is hilarious - sounds straight out of South Park.

Hey Vinnie, am I invincible?

[dc dalton]

You guys have books up there?

No we are still using stone tablets and flint. Oh and BTW, Im posting this on my 'lectric powered (via squirrels in a cage) typewriter!

You twit!

[HAWK]

Vinnie, can you see your own death?

[conradical]

Vinnie, can you see your own death?

Yeah, he probably gets mauled by angry sitepoint members.

[OfficeOfTheLaw]

hehehehe, tell me how I die!

[vgarcia]

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!

You get trampled in Pamplona by people running away from bulls.