In this thread I tell you how you will die

**mPeror** · Aug 22, 2005, 20:22

Originally Posted by Nintendo

How do us virgins die??!!

something would explode and they'd die instantly..

**Katasdf** · Aug 22, 2005, 20:23

Hmm, trampled by a moose? Cmon, I was hoping something like being sucked into a meat grinder or plane engine

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**dc dalton** · Aug 22, 2005, 20:37

OK Vinnie ....... this I HAVE to try

**MaxS** · Aug 22, 2005, 21:01

Originally Posted by dc dalton

OK Vinnie ....... this I HAVE to try

Same here

**lo0ol** · Aug 22, 2005, 21:08

Vinnie, you're only adding substance to the rumor that you've been replaced a bot.

So, wise, illustrious one... how will I go?

**rainadaman** · Aug 22, 2005, 21:15

me me me me me.....

**Egor** · Aug 22, 2005, 23:43

Go on then...

**fire_lady** · Aug 23, 2005, 00:55

hey how about me

**Shyflower** · Aug 23, 2005, 03:53

Pick me! Pick me!

**vgarcia** · Aug 23, 2005, 05:16

Originally Posted by ckita

shocking..

A snowstorm rattles your town. Due to the tropical climate nobody is used to it and food becomes scarce. To survive, you and your neighbors draw straws to figure out who will be eaten first.

You have the shortest straw.

**vgarcia** · Aug 23, 2005, 05:16

Originally Posted by Mike

This'll be good...

Tim Horton's overdose

**vgarcia** · Aug 23, 2005, 05:19

Originally Posted by mPeror

something would explode and they'd die instantly..

Rising oil prices worldwide making for unprecedented prosperity in your country, you decide to go out and party. After one too many drinks you head over to the desert to shoot off flares because hey, that sort of thing is fun when you've had a few! However, you brought your cousin along and he's not the brightest in the bunch. He lights the flare inside the box of other flares. You heroically try to get your cousin away from the box and push him aside, but you can't get out of the way fast enough. You go out in a blaze of colorful glory.

**vgarcia** · Aug 23, 2005, 05:20

Originally Posted by dc dalton

OK Vinnie ....... this I HAVE to try

You died 5 years ago. I only predict the future.

**vgarcia** · Aug 23, 2005, 05:20

Originally Posted by MaxS

Same here

You saw the news report about coo_t2's death due to autoerotic asphyxiation. Already having the proper equipment over your head, you find this intriguing.

Curiosity killed the cat.

**vgarcia** · Aug 23, 2005, 05:21

Originally Posted by lo0ol

Vinnie, you're only adding substance to the rumor that you've been replaced a bot.

So, wise, illustrious one... how will I go?

I kill you in a fit of jealous rage since you dumped me for stymiee :'(

**vgarcia** · Aug 23, 2005, 05:22

Originally Posted by rainadaman

me me me me me.....

The internet eats you.

**vgarcia** · Aug 23, 2005, 05:23

Originally Posted by Egor

Go on then...

Alcohol poisoning. Deep down you already know this.

**vgarcia** · Aug 23, 2005, 05:24

Originally Posted by fire_lady

hey how about me

You live up to your name and are burned at the stake in a Crucible-style hysteria.

**ses5909** · Aug 23, 2005, 05:25

This is hilarious. so, come on, tell me.

**vgarcia** · Aug 23, 2005, 05:25

Originally Posted by Shyflower

Pick me! Pick me!

In the year 2035 it is discovered that flowers cause brain tumors. Don't worry, you didn't suffer...until the nurse in charge of taking care of you goes insane and unplugs your equipment.

**rainadaman** · Aug 23, 2005, 05:28

Originally Posted by vgarcia

The internet eats you.

**vgarcia** · Aug 23, 2005, 05:28

Originally Posted by ses5909

This is hilarious. so, come on, tell me.

On a flight out to Vegas for some family-friendly debauchery, the flight attendants come along to serve drinks and peanuts. The screaming 4-year old in the seat next to you (oh why didn't you fly first class?) puts a peanut in a big straw and blows. You had your mouth open about to take a drink, but the peanut got lodged in your throat before you can sip on your rum and coke.

Nobody on the plane knew CPR or the Heimlich

**ses5909** · Aug 23, 2005, 05:30

Originally Posted by vgarcia

On a flight out to Vegas for some family-friendly debauchery, the flight attendants come along to serve drinks and peanuts. The screaming 4-year old in the seat next to you (oh why didn't you fly first class?) puts a peanut in a big straw and blows. You had your mouth open about to take a drink, but the peanut got lodged in your throat before you can sip on your rum and coke.

Nobody on the plane knew CPR or the Heimlich

You know, I always thought dying on a plane would be perfect. Somehow you managed to ruin that for me. Thanks.

Next please.

**rainadaman** · Aug 23, 2005, 05:55

Originally Posted by vgarcia

The internet eats you.

any precautions

**bcr** · Aug 23, 2005, 05:59

What about me?

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