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    SitePoint Wizard mPeror's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nintendo
    How do us virgins die??!!
    something would explode and they'd die instantly..

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    Avoid the inevitable. Katasdf's Avatar
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    Hmm, trampled by a moose? Cmon, I was hoping something like being sucked into a meat grinder or plane engine .
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    OK Vinnie ....... this I HAVE to try

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    My true identity MaxS's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by dc dalton
    OK Vinnie ....... this I HAVE to try
    Same here

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    Vinnie, you're only adding substance to the rumor that you've been replaced a bot.

    So, wise, illustrious one... how will I go?

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    Born to Code rainadaman's Avatar
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    me me me me me.....
    I was born intelligent,
    But Google ruined me.

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    Go on then...

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    hey how about me

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    Pick me! Pick me!
    Linda Jenkinson
    "Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean." ~Unknown

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    ☆★☆★ silver trophy vgarcia's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ckita
    shocking..
    A snowstorm rattles your town. Due to the tropical climate nobody is used to it and food becomes scarce. To survive, you and your neighbors draw straws to figure out who will be eaten first.

    You have the shortest straw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike
    This'll be good...
    Tim Horton's overdose

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    ☆★☆★ silver trophy vgarcia's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by mPeror
    something would explode and they'd die instantly..
    Rising oil prices worldwide making for unprecedented prosperity in your country, you decide to go out and party. After one too many drinks you head over to the desert to shoot off flares because hey, that sort of thing is fun when you've had a few! However, you brought your cousin along and he's not the brightest in the bunch. He lights the flare inside the box of other flares. You heroically try to get your cousin away from the box and push him aside, but you can't get out of the way fast enough. You go out in a blaze of colorful glory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dc dalton
    OK Vinnie ....... this I HAVE to try
    You died 5 years ago. I only predict the future.

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    ☆★☆★ silver trophy vgarcia's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxS
    Same here
    You saw the news report about coo_t2's death due to autoerotic asphyxiation. Already having the proper equipment over your head, you find this intriguing.

    Curiosity killed the cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lo0ol
    Vinnie, you're only adding substance to the rumor that you've been replaced a bot.

    So, wise, illustrious one... how will I go?
    I kill you in a fit of jealous rage since you dumped me for stymiee :'(

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    Quote Originally Posted by rainadaman
    me me me me me.....
    The internet eats you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Egor
    Go on then...
    Alcohol poisoning. Deep down you already know this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_lady
    hey how about me
    You live up to your name and are burned at the stake in a Crucible-style hysteria.

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    This is hilarious. so, come on, tell me.
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    ☆★☆★ silver trophy vgarcia's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shyflower
    Pick me! Pick me!
    In the year 2035 it is discovered that flowers cause brain tumors. Don't worry, you didn't suffer...until the nurse in charge of taking care of you goes insane and unplugs your equipment.

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    Born to Code rainadaman's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by vgarcia
    The internet eats you.
    I was born intelligent,
    But Google ruined me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ses5909
    This is hilarious. so, come on, tell me.
    On a flight out to Vegas for some family-friendly debauchery, the flight attendants come along to serve drinks and peanuts. The screaming 4-year old in the seat next to you (oh why didn't you fly first class?) puts a peanut in a big straw and blows. You had your mouth open about to take a drink, but the peanut got lodged in your throat before you can sip on your rum and coke.

    Nobody on the plane knew CPR or the Heimlich

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    Quote Originally Posted by vgarcia
    On a flight out to Vegas for some family-friendly debauchery, the flight attendants come along to serve drinks and peanuts. The screaming 4-year old in the seat next to you (oh why didn't you fly first class?) puts a peanut in a big straw and blows. You had your mouth open about to take a drink, but the peanut got lodged in your throat before you can sip on your rum and coke.

    Nobody on the plane knew CPR or the Heimlich
    You know, I always thought dying on a plane would be perfect. Somehow you managed to ruin that for me. Thanks.

    Next please.
    Sara

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    Born to Code rainadaman's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by vgarcia
    The internet eats you.
    any precautions
    I was born intelligent,
    But Google ruined me.

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    What about me?


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