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    ☆★☆★ silver trophy vgarcia's Avatar
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    In this thread I tell you how you will die

    Death. It's inevitable. I have been given the power to foretell your death. Post in this thread and I will tell you how you will die. I will try to get queries answered as soon as possible, but understand that such an arduous process can take a little time.

    Who wants to start?

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    How can I resist...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAWK
    How can I resist...
    You will die in a skydiving accident. The guy jumps out of the plane, but his parachute doesn't open and he falls on you!

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    How about me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vgarcia
    You will die in a skydiving accident. The guy jumps out of the plane, but his parachute doesn't open and he falls on you!
    When?
    What if I now avoid it because you have told me?
    Does that mean I will die another way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katasdf
    How about me?
    Trampled by a moose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAWK
    When?
    What if I now avoid it because you have told me?
    Does that mean I will die another way?
    You may - for example from severe spine dislocation in the neck part when watching up for the falling parachuters
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    Quote Originally Posted by Varelse
    You may - for example from severe spine dislocation in the neck part when watching up for the falling parachuters
    An anti-elf organization storms your house and demands that you leave town, because they don't take too kindly to your type round these parts. Fearing for your life, you get on the next highway out of town. Unfortunately, your mighty steed (AKA your Volkswagen) breaks down mid-travels and you have to rely on the kindness of strangers. You start hitchhiking down the road but you're unsuccessful in getting a ride. Suddenly you see a car off in the distance. You signal to the driver, not realizing that he is on 72 hours without sleep and thinks you're a bug that has to be smashed.

    It was a chilling sight, but you went quickly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAWK
    When?
    What if I now avoid it because you have told me?
    Does that mean I will die another way?
    I only know how. Other questions cost $9.95 a minute and can you can ask them at my 1-900 number

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    Night Elf silver trophybronze trophy Varelse's Avatar
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    Oh my... now I know what car NOT to buy (and I really liked to have VW someday...).
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    Well I already have a feeling its going to be when Im 35, but more info would be nice
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    How did you aquire this amazing skill, Vinnie?

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    Have you ever seen that movie "Big Fish"? Vinnie's like that witch with the glass eye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dache
    Well I already have a feeling its going to be when Im 35, but more info would be nice
    In an effort to get rid of the clutter in your life you decide to give most of your furniture to charity. Unfortunately, while moving your sofa down the stairs your friend loses his grip, causing the sofa to knock you down and land on your head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coo_t2
    Have you ever seen that movie "Big Fish"? Vinnie's like that witch with the glass eye.
    Autoerotic asphyxiation

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    Lucky!! That is so much better than being hit by a skydiver.

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    Me next!

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    How do us virgins die??!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stymiee
    Me next!
    A hockey puck to the head...

    ...while you're on the way home from your date with lo0ol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nintendo
    How do us virgins die??!!
    Your roommate decides to play a prank on you one day and sticks a steak inside of your shorts. Not realizing what's going on because of a hangover from a long night of Evercrest, you step outside to check the mail. The neighbor's rottweiler catches the scent of fresh T-bone and goes to town on you. The only thing left when the EMTs got there were your flip-flops and your Gameboy.

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    shocking..

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    Quote Originally Posted by vgarcia
    Autoerotic asphyxiation
    I've already come close a few times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vgarcia
    A hockey puck to the head...

    ...while you're on the way home from your date with lo0ol.
    I knew it! And he wonders why I insist on making out with my helmet on.

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    This'll be good...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nintendo
    How do us virgins die??!!
    Anticipation?
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