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Death. It's inevitable. I have been given the power to foretell your death. Post in this thread and I will tell you how you will die. I will try to get queries answered as soon as possible, but understand that such an arduous process can take a little time.
Who wants to start?
How can I resist...
You will die in a skydiving accident. The guy jumps out of the plane, but his parachute doesn't open and he falls on you!Originally Posted by HAWK
How about me?
When?
What if I now avoid it because you have told me?
Does that mean I will die another way?
Trampled by a moose.How about me?
You may - for example from severe spine dislocation in the neck part when watching up for the falling parachuters
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An anti-elf organization storms your house and demands that you leave town, because they don't take too kindly to your type round these parts. Fearing for your life, you get on the next highway out of town. Unfortunately, your mighty steed (AKA your Volkswagen) breaks down mid-travels and you have to rely on the kindness of strangers. You start hitchhiking down the road but you're unsuccessful in getting a ride. Suddenly you see a car off in the distance. You signal to the driver, not realizing that he is on 72 hours without sleep and thinks you're a bug that has to be smashed.You may - for example from severe spine dislocation in the neck part when watching up for the falling parachuters
It was a chilling sight, but you went quickly.
I only know how. Other questions cost $9.95 a minute and can you can ask them at my 1-900 number
Oh my... now I know what car NOT to buy(and I really liked to have VW someday...).
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Well I already have a feeling its going to be when Im 35, but more info would be nice
How did you aquire this amazing skill, Vinnie?
Have you ever seen that movie "Big Fish"? Vinnie's like that witch with the glass eye.
In an effort to get rid of the clutter in your life you decide to give most of your furniture to charity. Unfortunately, while moving your sofa down the stairs your friend loses his grip, causing the sofa to knock you down and land on your head.Well I already have a feeling its going to be when Im 35, but more info would be nice
Autoerotic asphyxiation
Lucky!! That is so much better than being hit by a skydiver.
Me next!
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How do us virgins die??!!
...
A hockey puck to the head...Me next!
...while you're on the way home from your date with lo0ol.
Your roommate decides to play a prank on you one day and sticks a steak inside of your shorts. Not realizing what's going on because of a hangover from a long night of Evercrest, you step outside to check the mail. The neighbor's rottweiler catches the scent of fresh T-bone and goes to town on you. The only thing left when the EMTs got there were your flip-flops and your Gameboy.How do us virgins die??!!
shocking..
I've already come close a few times.
I knew it! And he wonders why I insist on making out with my helmet on.
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This'll be good...
Mike
It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
Anticipation?How do us virgins die??!!
Mike
It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
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