A man standing in line at a check-out counter of a grocery store was
very surprised when an attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!"
Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who-are-you?" look and
couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his
look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized.
"Look," she said, "I'm really sorry, but when I first saw you, I
thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of
The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, what the heck is the
world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of
who fathers her children!
Then he got a little panicky. I don't remember her, he thought, but,
MAYBE... during one of the wild parties I went to when I was in
college... perhaps I DID father her child!
He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and
asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college, and then we got
really drunk and had wild crazy s*x on the pool table in front of
"No!" the woman said, with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your
son's second-grade teacher."