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    Talking Misunderstanding!

    Just received from one of my frnd and make me

    A man standing in line at a check-out counter of a grocery store was
    very surprised when an attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!"

    Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who-are-you?" look and
    couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his
    look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized.

    "Look," she said, "I'm really sorry, but when I first saw you, I
    thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of
    the store.

    The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, what the heck is the
    world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of
    who fathers her children!

    Then he got a little panicky. I don't remember her, he thought, but,
    MAYBE... during one of the wild parties I went to when I was in
    college... perhaps I DID father her child!

    He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and
    asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college, and then we got
    really drunk and had wild crazy s*x on the pool table in front of
    everyone?"

    "No!" the woman said, with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your
    son's second-grade teacher."
    I was born intelligent,
    But Google ruined me.

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    3/10
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    Born to Code rainadaman's Avatar
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    Thumbs down

    :'(
    I was born intelligent,
    But Google ruined me.

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    8/10 (I remember those parties, well actually no I don't but thats not the point!)
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    Only a woman can read between the lines of a one word answer.....

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    Born to Code rainadaman's Avatar
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    wait, but i didn't ask for points.
    I was born intelligent,
    But Google ruined me.

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    Someone emailed that around the office the other day! Not too bad

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    It made me laugh so as far as I'm concerned, I think it is good.
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    Shine on you crazy diamond.
    Jon's boring blog about nothing.

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    I see that you are easily amused. Eat your cookies and go home!
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    I was born intelligent,
    But Google ruined me.


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