Inspired by the hospital thread

**conradical** · Aug 5, 2005, 21:08

Two new and timid nurses walk into a patients room to give him a full body bath not wanting to deal with a naked man on their first day.

The first nurse was quick to think and says to the second "I'll wash him with the sponge from his head down as far as possible". Indicating that she would wash his upper body.

The second nurse, thinks, Dang! she had to do the nasty, so she says "I'll wash him from his feet up as far as possible"

The patient, watching this conversation asks with a smirk; "Excuse me ladies, but who's gonna wash my possible?"