Quote Originally Posted by DougBTX
You asked

Actually, it is a real question. I wish Ruby could make a cup of coffee. The VM isn't there yet, still too slow and too big for embedding in a coffee machine. I think someone did get it running on a PDA though, which is heading in the right direction.

Douglas
If ya want coffee then Sun Java has lots of pretty coffee mugs :P Sure enough, you could even use Java for real coffee machine. Of course it would need to be powered by a Quad processor SPARC server. Which I guess ain't too bad if you're a multi billion dollar corporation with shed loads of cash to throw away.

Returning back to namespaces, I agree with Marcus, I don't understand the point of the private class cack, it's much like the final keyword, it's totally evil and no one has any use for it in PHP anyway