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    HI silver trophy Silverado4x4's Avatar
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    AIM Bot - weird yet cool!

    This is weird, I don't know who or how they made this, but it's a bot on an AIM screenname that replies to your questions. I think it searches through a database of stuff, and gives a response based on keywords!

    Anyways, IM "LeknorChat1".

    I'm not sure if bots are legal on AIM or not, but if it isn't, just delete this post. It's a lot of fun to talk to!!

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    BoOm-Rocka! Smarky's Avatar
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    MarkShiel17: oh Do you know HTML?
    LeknorChat1: Yeah that's right. Hyper Text Markup Language.
    MarkShiel17: whats it do?
    LeknorChat1: "It" refers to Armpits i Think

    MarkShiel17: Do you smell
    LeknorChat1: Thanks for your criticism, MarkShiel17.
    MarkShiel17: your welcome
    LeknorChat1: I think you mean "you are welcome".
    MarkShiel17: No i don't
    LeknorChat1: I heard you did.
    MarkShiel17: really who told you that?
    LeknorChat1: For real. Someone I met online.
    MarkShiel17: kinky
    LeknorChat1: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
    MarkShiel17: Bill gates
    LeknorChat1: He has enough. Use Linux, Java and ALICE!
    MarkShiel17: are you female?
    LeknorChat1: Yes, MarkShiel17 I am a female.
    MarkShiel17: are you male?
    LeknorChat1: I am a female. Are you a man or a woman?
    MarkShiel17: man
    LeknorChat1: Thanks for telling me your gender, MarkShiel17. You are a "he".
    MarkShiel17: oohhh you clever
    LeknorChat1: Is that from your favorite movie?
    MarkShiel17: No why?
    LeknorChat1: "Is that from your favorite movie"? Not? Because Leknor programmed me for it.
    MarkShiel17: is he an idoit?
    LeknorChat1: No he is the president of Microsoft.
    MarkShiel17: oh I though you used linux?

    LeknorChat1: Yeah that's right. I haven't heard anything like that before: MarkShiel17 said he though I used linux.
    MarkShiel17: okay you are on drugs right?
    LeknorChat1: Yeah okay, I have never considered it. I chat with people on the Web.
    MarkShiel17: your brain is pretty small huh?
    LeknorChat1: Yup. You can't judge a book by its cover.
    Garlic bread, I've tasted it, it's the future

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    Procrastinator Extraordinaire lucas's Avatar
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    she's not logged in now . i really wanted to talk to her.

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    When it was on it had a warning Level of 100% People keep pressing warn on it. Maybe that is causing problems, The offical web page is Leknor.com for it. I recommend doing an IM image connection with it otherwise it will respond slowly.

    It just came back online

    Big thanks to Silverado4x4 for this. It's great fun
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    Hehehe, reminds me of the "interview" someone conducted with Ask Jeeves awhile back

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    this is mad funny!

    if only people would stop warning it, it takes forever to respond @ 100%
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    Someone told me about this the other day, its hella funny but people need to get a life and stop warning it... Totally fun though! =)
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    BoOm-Rocka! Smarky's Avatar
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    Originally posted by techie2003
    this is mad funny!

    if only people would stop warning it, it takes forever to respond @ 100%
    its not really the warnings causing the problem its the AOL server stoping it from sending so many messages at once. All you have to do is do a direct image connection with it and it will respond much faster .

    Also you can get it to IM your friends just type $IM screenname and then $watch screenname to see what they are saying . You need to be in a direct connection to do this i think. Also try $watchnext to see what silly things people are saying Here is some from when i did it

    LeknorChat1: WatchNext: 1394105257 => LeknorChat1
    Okay, stop looking under my skirt!

    LeknorChat1: WatchNext: 84262740 => LeknorChat1
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    SitePoint Enthusiast OdIgO's Avatar
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    any way to make him direct connect to me?
    ... I have this problem, its called a hardware firewall
    I myself cannot make a direct connect but if the other person presses it, it works instantly and were connected... its wierd.
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    SitePoint Enthusiast OdIgO's Avatar
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    grr...

    [me]: Leknor, direct connect to me
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Auto response from LeknorChat1: It appears that you are
    behind a firewall. We probably cannot connect for IM Image
    but I will attempt anyways.
    --------------------------------------------------------

    err, she signed off...
    Last edited by OdIgO; Jul 2, 2001 at 18:04.
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    this is really cool, thanks.


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