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    I am the night... bman's Avatar
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    Two guys walked into a bar...

    don't you think the second one would have seen it coming?


    dont know why i am posting this.. i just think it is a funny joke..
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    no no...the punchline should go:

    wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em.


    no no no, I mean it should go like this:

    and the 3rd one ducked.


    no no no, the way it SHOULD go is:

    so the Pope says, "You're right my son...can I have an eraser?"
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    Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice.
    From what I've tasted of desire
    I hold with those who favor fire.

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    Don't know about you guys, but I would have said OUCH!!!

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    What do you call a con-man with leprocy?

    A lepercon!

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    Two guys walk into a bar,

    and really knock themselves out.

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    A horse walks into a bar,

    and the barman says "Why the long face?"



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    A piece of string walks into a bar,

    and the barman says "You're a piece of string aren't you"

    and the string says "I'm a frayed knot!"



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    Okay so that last one was really poor. Oh well.
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    Please Please lock this thread, no delete it! I CANT STAND ANY MORE

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    A piece of tarmac walks into a bar and says "I'm the toughest bit of roadway in town. Give me a drink, now!!"
    The barman, hands shaking, passes a pint of beer over.
    Another piece of tarmac walks in and says "I'm the toughest bit of roadway in town. Give me a drink, now!!". The barman looks to the first pice of tarmac, who is by now staring at his feet and whistling, obviously wanting to be somewhere else. When the second tarmac goes off to a corner, the barman turns to the first one and says "I thought you were the toughest?"
    The tarmac says "Ah, but you don't want to mess with him. He's a cycle path!"

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    Originally posted by Polymath

    The tarmac says "Ah, but you don't want to mess with him. He's a cycle path!"
    Boooo!!!! Hisss!!!!!!!!


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    ok, there was this guy at a baseball game, a sell out crowd, the stadium is full. He is sitting there when from behind him he hears someone yell, "Hey Steve." He gets up and turns around and doesnt see anyone.
    So about the third inning rolls around, he has his hot dog, his beer, and all that stuff. Again, he hears someone yell, "Hey Steve." He has to put down his bear and hotdog just to turn around, and still sees no one that he knows.
    The 5th inning rolls around. He is munching on some chips and another Beer. When again he hears, "Hey Steve." he puts down his chips and beer and turns around. Stilll doesnt see anyone he knows.
    Then the 7th inning stretch rolls around. He stands up to stretch his legs. ANd again here hears, "Hey Steve." BUt still, he doesnt see who it is calling him.
    Finnally it is the 9th inning. he is mad as hell because he has been so rudely interupted during the game. And then once more he hears, "Hey Steve." So he turns around and yells, "My names not Steve!!!!"
    Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice.
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    I hold with those who favor fire.

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    So this guy goes into a Shrink's office.

    He says "Doc, you gotta help me". The doctor says "What the problem?". The man replies "well, first I think I'm a wigwam, then I think I'm a teepee. I think I'm a wigwam, then I think I'm a teepee."

    The Doctor says "I've found your problem...you're just too tense."
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