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    SitePoint Wizard creole's Avatar
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    Childrens Books you'll never see

    • Dad's New Wife Timothy
    • Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games
    • Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets
    • The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
    • Babar Meets the Taxidermist
    • Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
    • The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
    • Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse
    • The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
    • Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
    • The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
    • How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
    • Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear
    • You Were an Accident
    • Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
    • Playing With Matches - Let's Get Fired UP!
    • Strangers Have the Best Candy
    • The Little Sissy Who Snitched
    • Some Kittens Can Fly!
    • Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
    • Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
    • Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
    • The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer-- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
    • All Dogs Go to Hell
    • The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
    • When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It
    • Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
    • What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
    • Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Become Friends
    • Bi-Curious George
    • Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
    • It's a Different Kind of Love, Charlie Brown
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    that is hilarious.... where in the world did you find those?
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    Bimbo With A Brain! silver trophy Saz's Avatar
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    Excellent

    I've had a couple of funnies emailed to me in the last couple of days, but I daren't post them on here.......a bit risky!!!
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    Fluffy Kitten Programmer~ Elledan's Avatar
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    Any reason why those wouldn't be suitable titles for children's books? Why do we deny our children the right to learn? Why do we only tell them nice things and keep them away from reality? Children nowadays are a bunch of whining, spoiled brats. Now in my time, then children were REAL men and women. Ah, that was such a beautiful time...

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    One website at a time mmj's Avatar
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    Alas, Elledan, there is a method in your madness.

    I'm sure children need to be educated on a number of these topics.

    I don't like the one about the flying kittens though. A bit nasty for my taste
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