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    .::Pixel PIMP::. Andrew K's Avatar
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    Mildly Humorous

    Found this amusing..
    Anyone think of any more?

    # Apple - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
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    # Linux - Linux Is Not UniX; LINusí UniX
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    Some are them are good!


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    Eh, maybe if they were true.
    # Macintosh - Most Applications Crash (or Machine Always Crashes), If Not, The Operating System Hangs
    Specifically that one.


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