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    Quick Question

    Okay, please answer before the cops respond to the reports of the screams.
    If you slaughtered your entire family with a butchers knife, how would you hide the bodies?

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    Very Bad Things' style. << This one looks like a nut-case. Very suitable.

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    Send it to space or something

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    Why hide them? You can have both a wacky and zany weekend when you try to pretend they're all still alive - weekend at Bernies' style

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    Throw them in the Delaware river with all the other....HEY WAIT THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION

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    Wouldn't eating them make the evidence almost untraceable?

    Pass the mustard, please...

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    naw those bones would take forever to gnaw into oblivion

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    burn it

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    I can only hope that I never come face to face with any of you... Sounds like way too much experience speaking in this thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by davidjmedlock
    I can only hope that I never come face to face with any of you... Sounds like way too much experience speaking in this thread...
    Yeah...

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    Quote Originally Posted by someonewhois

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    Remembers South Park 501 - Scott Tenorman must die

    Cartman: "... After a night with the hacksaw .... Feed you your chili. Do you like it. I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman chili."

    Or even Snatch

    Big Tooth: What you gonna do with your man there?
    You're always gonna have problems
    lifting a body in one piece.
    Apparently the best thing to do is
    cut the corpse up into six pieces
    and pile it all together.

    (...)

    After you got six pieces you gotta
    get rid of 'em, of course you can't
    just leave it in the deep freeze for
    your mum to discover, can ya?

    (...)

    And then I hear the best thing to do
    is feed 'em to pigs. You gotta starve
    the pigs for a few days, then the
    sight of a chopped up body looks
    like curry to a drunk. You gotta
    shave the heads of your victims and
    pull the teeth out, you could do
    that after of course, but you don't
    want to go sieving pig **** do you?
    Ever seen the size of one of their
    molars?

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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusgoalie
    Okay, please answer before the cops respond to the reports of the screams.
    If you slaughtered your entire family with a butchers knife, how would you hide the bodies?
    Things that make you say HMMMMMMMMMM!

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    Feed them to the pigs! like in snatch

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    all you gotta do is find some pigs lol


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