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May 8, 2001, 09:28 #1
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When I grow up, I want to design like this:
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May 8, 2001, 10:02 #2
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Why does everyone have to make fun of my website?
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May 8, 2001, 10:03 #3
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JA! you wish... you have to be very talented to do a website like this one...
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May 8, 2001, 10:11 #4
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Are you implying that I'm talented? Thanks! I can give you my tips or you can just hire me....I can make sites in half the time you want!
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May 8, 2001, 10:17 #5
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oh nice! I like something in the line of http://www.worsfold98.freeserve.co.uk/gallery.html but of course, in the pure WebTek style! what is the budget?
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May 8, 2001, 10:29 #6
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It's got to be a joke. It would literally be IMPOSSIBLE to design a page with that many broken rules by accident.
Plus, look at the phone number he lists to call him about a Quote.
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May 8, 2001, 10:31 #7
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Excessus, I am done. Please call me at 1-800-DIP-SH** to find out how to pick up your design.
creole: stop making fun of me
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May 8, 2001, 10:53 #8
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off-topic: changed my avatar! its from my comic strip at http://www.marbella.com/strip/dan1.html
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May 8, 2001, 16:19 #9
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It's definitely a joke. And a darn good one, too
I mean, the guy took care of every detail to make a really horrible, useless site. Misspellings..."untitled document"...broken image links...images sized wrong...
I think the only thing he didn't do was make a page that takes forever to load. But I dunno, I'm on DSL, maybe the page is 100k...
Oh, LOL, there is a poetry section...oh my gosh...InformationSavant - developing intelligent web business
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May 8, 2001, 17:56 #10
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it also has some of the worst background ANIMATED gif i've ever seen
http://www.geocities.com/webtekrocks...html_tips.html
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I know this thread is days old but I saw it and decided to read... Thats just hilarious... If its not a joke, I'm sorry for laughing but it reminds me SO much of my first try at web pages. Only I think I used angelfire.. haha
Anyways, thanks for making me laugh!*Heth*
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May 16, 2001, 04:26 #12
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oh goosh! i gotta learn that skill! geez..any tutorials/books etc.? *grin*
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May 16, 2001, 04:29 #13
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This one is REAL and is one of my favourites too: http://www.garu.net/ :-)
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May 16, 2001, 06:26 #14
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Lyon...
Send me US$150 and I will help you to learn how to design as good as that guy...maybe even better.Adobe Certified Coldfusion MX 7 Developer
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May 16, 2001, 08:41 #15
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Originally posted by creole
Lyon...
Send me US$150 and I will help you to learn how to design as good as that guy...maybe even better."Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."
-- Albert Einstein
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May 25, 2001, 18:58 #16
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I don't know why I read this thread... but I'm glad. It's hilarious! I even know people who design like this! Scary huh!
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May 29, 2001, 03:13 #17
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if that pg is not a joke then i think i could possibly die laughing. Its like 100000000000000000000 times worst than my first pg. Well maybe not....
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May 30, 2001, 14:38 #18
if that aint a joke and that guy really has clients then any one can be a desiginer even a dog probably god he sucks if that sites for real
will haveone soon
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Jun 12, 2001, 12:07 #19
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Originally posted by kdog316
if that aint a joke and that guy really has clients then any one can be a desiginer even a dog probably god he sucks if that sites for real
Acctually my dog (12yr., a boxer) can do at least as good as that guy, but he doesn't charge for that
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