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    SitePoint Enthusiast excessus's Avatar
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    When I grow up, I want to design like this:

    http://www.geocities.com/webtekrocks/
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    Why does everyone have to make fun of my website?

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    JA! you wish... you have to be very talented to do a website like this one...
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    Are you implying that I'm talented? Thanks! I can give you my tips or you can just hire me....I can make sites in half the time you want!

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    oh nice! I like something in the line of http://www.worsfold98.freeserve.co.uk/gallery.html but of course, in the pure WebTek style! what is the budget?
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    It's got to be a joke. It would literally be IMPOSSIBLE to design a page with that many broken rules by accident.

    Plus, look at the phone number he lists to call him about a Quote.

    "Call US at our Sunnyvale Offices now for a free QUOTE! Call 1-800-DIP-SH**"
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    Excessus, I am done. Please call me at 1-800-DIP-SH** to find out how to pick up your design.

    creole: stop making fun of me

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    off-topic: changed my avatar! its from my comic strip at http://www.marbella.com/strip/dan1.html
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    It's definitely a joke. And a darn good one, too I mean, the guy took care of every detail to make a really horrible, useless site. Misspellings..."untitled document"...broken image links...images sized wrong...

    I think the only thing he didn't do was make a page that takes forever to load. But I dunno, I'm on DSL, maybe the page is 100k...

    Oh, LOL, there is a poetry section...oh my gosh...
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    it also has some of the worst background ANIMATED gif i've ever seen

    http://www.geocities.com/webtekrocks...html_tips.html

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    I know this thread is days old but I saw it and decided to read... Thats just hilarious... If its not a joke, I'm sorry for laughing but it reminds me SO much of my first try at web pages. Only I think I used angelfire.. haha

    Anyways, thanks for making me laugh!
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    oh goosh! i gotta learn that skill! geez..any tutorials/books etc.? *grin*
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    This one is REAL and is one of my favourites too: http://www.garu.net/ :-)
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    Lyon...

    Send me US$150 and I will help you to learn how to design as good as that guy...maybe even better.
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    Originally posted by creole
    Lyon...

    Send me US$150 and I will help you to learn how to design as good as that guy...maybe even better.
    lol. alright. you want it in US dollars? grrr....I'll have to charge you for bank drafts, taxes, international exports, time spent on preparation...hmm....that leaves you with the US$6 (the number of letters in your nick) lol
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    I don't know why I read this thread... but I'm glad. It's hilarious! I even know people who design like this! Scary huh!

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    if that pg is not a joke then i think i could possibly die laughing. Its like 100000000000000000000 times worst than my first pg. Well maybe not....
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    if that aint a joke and that guy really has clients then any one can be a desiginer even a dog probably god he sucks if that sites for real
    will haveone soon

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    Originally posted by kdog316
    if that aint a joke and that guy really has clients then any one can be a desiginer even a dog probably god he sucks if that sites for real

    Acctually my dog (12yr., a boxer) can do at least as good as that guy, but he doesn't charge for that

    Ofter we are just arguing about who's turn it is to ....
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