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    We like music. weirdbeardmt's Avatar
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    Red face Irritating premonitions

    You ever get anything like this? Things that make you think maybe you're psychic. Or that the world simply hates you?

    I'm sat at my desk, eating a doughnut. It's not the best doughnut in the world, but a doughnut it is, nonetheless. Whilst I'm eating it I'm thinking, "I hope I don't get jam all down my front". I would say no more than a nanosecond after my brain finished processing that thought, and guess what, jam... all down my front. I now have a big sticky stain down my front, and it's barely even midday.

    Why god, why?
    I swear to drunk I'm not God.
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    LOL! A big sticky stain down your front, you want to be careful who you say that too. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by mark_W
    LOL! A big sticky stain down your front, you want to be careful who you say that too. :P
    It wasn't my fault, it just spurted out all over my t-shirt.
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    If you start getting premonitions about next weeks lottery numbers please tell me first. After all, your jam spillage premonition seems to have been right on the nail!
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    I heard a physicist on the Discovery channel once say something to the effect that modern physicists believe that future events can effect past events by as much as x[insert very small unit of time here].
    Maybe you were somehow able to perceive this phenomenon?

    Or maybe you're just clumsy and you know from past experience that you'd probably get jelly all
    over yourself?

    --ed

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    Quote Originally Posted by coo_t2
    Or maybe you're just clumsy and you know from past experience that you'd probably get jelly all
    over yourself?

    --ed
    Put it this way, I don't juggle with eggs anymore.
    I swear to drunk I'm not God.
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