Irritating premonitions

[weirdbeardmt]

You ever get anything like this? Things that make you think maybe you're psychic. Or that the world simply hates you?

I'm sat at my desk, eating a doughnut. It's not the best doughnut in the world, but a doughnut it is, nonetheless. Whilst I'm eating it I'm thinking, "I hope I don't get jam all down my front". I would say no more than a nanosecond after my brain finished processing that thought, and guess what, jam... all down my front. I now have a big sticky stain down my front, and it's barely even midday.

Why god, why?

[mark_W]

LOL! A big sticky stain down your front, you want to be careful who you say that too. :P

[weirdbeardmt]

LOL! A big sticky stain down your front, you want to be careful who you say that too. :P

It wasn't my fault, it just spurted out all over my t-shirt.

[revsorg]

If you start getting premonitions about next weeks lottery numbers please tell me first. After all, your jam spillage premonition seems to have been right on the nail!

[coo_t2]

I heard a physicist on the Discovery channel once say something to the effect that modern physicists believe that future events can effect past events by as much as x[insert very small unit of time here].
Maybe you were somehow able to perceive this phenomenon?

Or maybe you're just clumsy and you know from past experience that you'd probably get jelly all
over yourself?

--ed

[weirdbeardmt]

Or maybe you're just clumsy and you know from past experience that you'd probably get jelly all
over yourself?

--ed

Put it this way, I don't juggle with eggs anymore.