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  • Procrastinating on my Global project

    0 0%
  • Playing the Harry Potter video game- and actually enjoying it

    1 16.67%
  • Keeping my room as tidy as a tornado disaster area

    1 16.67%
  • Changing the wallpaper on my friends new computer to goatse

    0 0%
  • Not going to church on Sunday

    0 0%
  • I don't believe in God so I refuse to vote in this poll

    2 33.33%
  • I don't believe in pimples in the rectum, so I refuse to vote in this poll

    2 33.33%
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    Non-Member bronze trophy geniusgoalie's Avatar
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    Why God is angry at me

    Okay, this morning I woke up at 4:30 am to the heart-sinking feeling that I have a massive coldsore on my upper lip. And I, unfortunately, get cold sores very often, and this one is HUGE even for me. I put medicine on it, and try to get back to sleep. I then wake up at 5:30 to notice that I also have a pimple in my nose- likely the worst spot to get a pimple besides, well, you know what I'm talking about.
    So I decide enough is enough, take a shower, and turn on my computer, to find that someone had changed my msn passwords. In a panic, I run an antivirus to find that I had some script-kiddie remote keylogger on my computer.
    After calling msn and getting my password back again (which was coincidentally changed to 'h4x0r' ), and changing my other passwords to make sure the script kiddie didn't find out what to do with a cpanel password, I notice that this moron had obviously signed me up for several free porn emails- a few which did not have a "remove from mailing list" option.
    I have concluded that God must be angry with me for something, so I gathered up the most probable reasons.

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    Single Again KestonE's Avatar
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    This post may get deleted, and God does not angry at people unless they do not follow his orders. I would rephrase the question and ask "Why did satan target me today ?"
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    I am obstructing justice. bronze trophy fatnewt's Avatar
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    Sounds like a great start to your day, and a great way to close off the year.
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    Matt Williams revsorg's Avatar
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    There is no poll option that comes even close at allowing me to give the answer that I want to give.

    Anyway, if you really did change the wallpaper on your friend's new computer to goatse then one of the possibilities you should investigate is that your friend is responsible for kissing you while you slept and giving you the cold sore, sticking something unspeakable up your nose and giving you the spot, and installing some keystroke logging software on your computer so he could steal your msn password and then covering his tracks by installing some virus laden software that included a script kiddie remote keylogger.
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    SitePoint Wizard silver trophy TheOriginalH's Avatar
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    Sorry dude, inspite of the humerous intentions, this would constitute a religious thread and could deteriorate, gotta close.
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