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    Aww, ^ is nice

    Still some things to fix up but I think it's doing pretty good.

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    ^ still needs to tell us what "Azavia" means.

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    He met a young girl, who suited him nice.
    He went to his Papa to ask his advice.
    His Papa said: Son, I have to say no,
    that girl is your sister, but your Mama don't know!
    ...and if death comes so cheap,
    then the same goes for life - the CLASH

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    ^ has tried many diets but to no avail. One day he noticed an ad in a newspaper that read: Lose weight, $1/pound. So he called the number. A voice on the other end said, "How much weight do you want to lose?". To which the guy responded, "Ten pounds". The voice then replied, "Please tell me your credit card number and our representative will come to you tomorrow morning. And so the guy did.

    The next morning at 9am, the guy got a knock on his door. After opening the door he found there a beautiful girl standing completely naked, with only a sign around her neck saying, "If you catch me, you can have me". So the guy chased her upstairs, downstairs, through the kitchen and all around the house. Finally, panting and wheezing like a dog, he caught her. Then in the middle of fun, she told him, "Quick, go weight yourself". The guy did, and was amazed to find he has lost 10 pounds.

    All excited, he called the number again. A voice on the other end asked, "How much weight do you want to lose?". To that the guy replied, "Twenty pounds". And so just like the last time, the next morning at 8am he got a knock on his door. This time there stood a beautiful blonde girl only in track shoes and a sign around her neck saying, "If you catch me, you can have me". Once again the guy chased the girl, but a lot longer this time. He nearly passed out but caught her. Again, in the middle of fun, the girl said, "Quick, go weigh yourself". The guy did that to find out that to his amazement he has lost 20 pounds.

    Later that evening, even more excited, the guy called the number again. A voice on the other end asked, "How much weight do you want to lose?". To that he replied, "Forty pounds!". This time the voice warned him, "That is a lot of weight, many tried and got hurt, are you sure you want to do this?". Of course, the guy got even more excited of what he might get and agreed to take the risk.

    Next morning at around 6am he got a knock on the door as usual. He rushed quickly all excited, giggling and jumping like a little kid to open the door. As he opened the door, he found there a 6'6'', 300 pound gorilla guy only in track shoes and a sign around his neck saying, "If I catch you, I will have you!".
    Saul

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    ^ told a hilarious story - where'd you get that from?

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    Shaun, it's the word that breaks your curse and wards off evil.

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    ^ he is happy and I don't know the reason but I know he's happy
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    php, I heard this joke in Spanish but I am terrible translating jokes into English

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    ^ knows a lot of Spanish jokes

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    Yeah, it must be. It's an old joke really. I've heard it in English though.
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    ^ lost 40 pounds.

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    ^ lost his life long time ago but made a pact with the devil only to be able to post at SP

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    ^ is all natural.

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    ^ is a trouble starter

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    Molona im grand thanks!! how are you!!?

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    ^ came back to the house to put things in order
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    ^ has an award in doing php

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    ^ is new, welcome!
    Saul

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    ^

    Last edited by LYM.randy; Jul 6, 2007 at 12:57. Reason: forgot to make it a picture :/
    ...and if death comes so cheap,
    then the same goes for life - the CLASH

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    ^

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    ^ has unleashed the cheezburgerz
    ...and if death comes so cheap,
    then the same goes for life - the CLASH

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    ^^^ has weird cat fetishes

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    ^ is jealous and is the former drummer for the stiff little fingers
    ...and if death comes so cheap,
    then the same goes for life - the CLASH

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    ^ just couldn't wait for someone to post and made me edit
    Saul

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    ^ mad editor....randy i never heard of that group lol

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    stop posting at the same time as me!
    ...and if death comes so cheap,
    then the same goes for life - the CLASH

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    ^ thinks we're keen on knowing what does he do to his cats
    Saul

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    ^ should keep posting so randy doesnt post any more weird pictures thats disgusting

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    ^ there was a time when she had more posts than me. A lot more, like 10 times.
    Saul


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