I'm looking for a URL redirection script that can enable me to run a CJB.net style redirection service.

The ones I have seen are written in perl and can accept only a very small number of users. I need one using mysql which can handle huge volumes.

Does anyone wish to write me the script?
As payment, I'll offer 100,000 banner ads on my new redirection. These ads will reach a target audience of novice and advanced webmasters and developers - the right market for programmers!

It should have the features of this following perl software:
(note: this one runs a come.to/john style service, I'm looking for a cjb.net style)

Or does anyone want to rewrite the above perl script?

Please advise. Thanks!