How's this?

[josheli]

$post=& new ForumPost('sitepoint');
$post->preview();
if($post->isValid()){
  $rant =& new Rant();
}
else {
 $gun =& new DangerousWeaponFactory(TYPE_GUN);
 if($gun->hasBullets() === false){
  $gun->load();
 }
 $gun->setTarget('head');
 $gun->aim();
 if(!$gun->pullTrigger()){
   $ex =& new Exception('misfire');
   header('Location: new_rant.php');
   exit;
 }
 else {
  die();
 }
}

$rh =& new RantHandler($rant);
$tpl =& $rh->getTemplate();
$rh->currentRant->add('i hate objects', $tplVars);
$rh->currentRant->add('Bye', $tplVars);
$tpl->parse();
$post->submit($tpl->display()); 

[awestmoreland]

I hope you're not unsupervised at the location in your profile

[mwmitchell]

Would you be willing to post the source for your DangerousWeaponFactory?

Matt

[Widow Maker]

Mass Suicides ?

[dagfinn]

Would you be willing to post the source for your DangerousWeaponFactory?

I don't think you've considered the export restrictions.

[dagfinn]

Just to make the point about export restrictions clearer:

$factory = new DangerousWeaponsFactory;
$inspector = new WeaponsInspector;
$inspector->inspect($factory);
$report = $inspector->report();
if ($report->hasWMD()) {
    $war = new War($this->country,$factory->getCountry());
    $war->start();
}