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    K, Dan K Dan_K's Avatar
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    Its a good one. I know the answer but I'll give someone else a go.
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    We like music. weirdbeardmt's Avatar
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    isn't it pretty obvious?

    Meat!?
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    thats it! your go weirdbeird
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    OK.

    There are three words in the English language that end in "gry".
    ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE
    means and what it stands for. Every ONE uses them everyday, and if
    you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word. What is it?

    _______gry?


    [I assume everyone has seen this one before...]
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    yeah i've heard it before but could never get the answer. it was killing me to find out the answer so had to revert to google. bloody good riddle if u ask me.
    following dan k's lead, i'll give someone that hasn't had a go yet a chance to answer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by weirdbeardmt
    OK.





    [I assume everyone has seen this one before...]
    aggry - a glass bead found buried in the earth in Ghana.

    puggry - a light scarf wound around a hat or helmet to protect the head
    from the sun.

    meagry - of meager appearance

    gry - A measure equal to one tenth of a line.

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    slanofka - smartarse
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    Quote Originally Posted by slanofka
    aggry - a glass bead found buried in the earth in Ghana.

    puggry - a light scarf wound around a hat or helmet to protect the head
    from the sun.

    meagry - of meager appearance

    gry - A measure equal to one tenth of a line.
    You can have it if you show me one sentence of everyday use that has those words in it
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    You look meagry, put some meat on those bones.

    Anyway, the answer is language.

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    ok, so slanofka - your go!
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    The third word in "the english language" is "language"... Seen that one before.

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    What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

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    thats not funny slanofka
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    Quote Originally Posted by kish
    thats not funny slanofka
    The english language one wasn't extremely funny either. It's the only joke I could find that wasn't impossible to solve and was somewhat funny.

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    yeah but i doubt if many people would have been offended by weirdbeardmt's but i'd hazard a guess that quite a few would be offended by yours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kish
    yeah but i doubt if many people would have been offended by weirdbeardmt's but i'd hazard a guess that quite a few would be offended by yours.
    It's just a little joke.

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    I just looked it up on Google and I don't think it's really appropriate here.

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    Ok then I have one if your all willing to venture a guess.. And I think my friend made it up so haha your all going to have to think!...

    How do you fit ten horses into nine stalls?
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    Oh and ps... To refute a few of the common answers I've heard...
    One horse is not pregnant
    They Can't share stalls
    One Horse is not cannibalistic
    And There is no Siamese (sorry for the spelling) horse
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    darn i was gonna say one horse was preggers.......
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    I'm a cook. I knead dough. graphixkid's Avatar
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    Got me stuck man...
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    yeah that's a good one... got me stumped!
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    Ok well I'll Step down... So here's the answer...

    Here are the stalls:
    |1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8|9|

    And here are ten horses in those nine stalls:
    |t|e|n|h|o|r|s|e|s|

    Hope you all enjoyed it
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    bah! thats cheating!
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    What thats not cheating, just because you didn't know it...
    I never said it had to be "real" horsies
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