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    I'm a cook. I knead dough. graphixkid's Avatar
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    well don't blame me, I'm just guessing!
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    Err...the seven children came from her dad because she had an affair with her father, so she is the 8th child?

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    Quote Originally Posted by slanofka
    Err...the seven children came from her dad because she had an affair with her father, so she is the 8th child?
    Imaginative, but no

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    Erm, she married one of the children???

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    Quote Originally Posted by seanf
    Imaginative, but no

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    Yep! Half of them are boys and so are the other half. Your turn

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    I can't believe that took so long to figure out
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    You say that now, where were you before

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    Kind of lame, but here goes:

    How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb, and what does each one of them need to do to accomplish the task?

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    I thought we were supposed to ask riddles?
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    It doesn't matter Mike, as long as it comes in the form of a question.

    Slanofka: How the heck am I supposed to guess the count of lawyers it takes and the merchandise neccesary unless I know it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by slanofka
    Kind of lame, but here goes:

    How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb, and what does each one of them need to do to accomplish the task?

    Three. One to change it and two 2 keep interrupting by standing up and shouting "Objection!"
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    that's good.
    Kish, I like the new av. But the orange thing should be blue. Then the effect would be really good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by graphixkid
    that's good.
    Kish, I like the new av. But the orange thing should be blue. Then the effect would be really good.
    voila!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kish
    Three. One to change it and two 2 keep interrupting by standing up and shouting "Objection!"
    Wrong. Close, though.
    Last edited by slanofka; Jul 28, 2003 at 15:49.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slanofka
    Kind of lame, but here goes:

    How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb, and what does each one of them need to do to accomplish the task?

    None, they only screw humans?
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    Quote Originally Posted by slanofka
    Wrong.

    pah.... well so much for google...
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    Give up?

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    Google turned up 30237423094723029 different answers to that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by naramation
    Google turned up 30237423094723029 different answers to that one.
    There are lots of answers for that joke, that's why I added the second part to make it easier. Anyway, here's a hint, it takes four of them. Now, what are they doing?

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    I'm not even gonna try.
    Kish, it's awesome now!
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    Bah, you guys won't get it. The answer is:

    Four. One to hold the ladder, one to climb the ladder, one to shake the ladder and one to sue the ladder company.

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    Well, you do need to try again, there's no doubt about that. Make it easier this time around.
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    Why are Wonder Bras called Wonder Bras?

    Hint: The answer contains the word "wonder".

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    This is from google so don't slay me -

    "Coz when you take them off you wonder where her tits went"
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