hey guys, i've created a few "gag-sites", to redirect people to, for various reasons, such as http://whiny.me/

what i'm NOT happy with, is the wording of the "self-help plan". i tried for sarcasm but i feel it's a little on the "dark" or "violent" side and needs to be changed.

i don't want it to be violent, but, i still want it to be whitty and sarcastic and clever - with a LITTLE bit of sting to it. does any one have any ideas as to how to pull it off? thanks.