As far as I am concerned you bunch of tragicians
[2] have taken a reasonable (note that I do not go so far as to say 'brilliant') concept called OOP and turned it into POOP (as in pooh, bowel movements, buffalo chips, compost, cow pats, crap, doo-doo, doggy-doo, droppings, dung, effluent, excrement, excreta, faeces, fertilizer, guano, jobbies, manure, muck, prairie oysters, road apples, sewage, turds
[3]). Your petty rules are a hindrance to productivity rather than a help, so I suggest you take them away and flush them down the toilet where they belong. Instead of being OOPers you are POOPers
[4].